Illiterate_Isopod



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    These are all set in the same, slightly in the future AU, where Zeke works at the restaurant, loves the Belchers, and loves Tina even more.

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    This is going to be a collection of fic's all set in the same universe as my main chaptered fic Max's Complicated Relationship with Love.

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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Colt. Perfect. Annoying the shit out of him always got Ryder in a better mood, so, problem solved. He'd figured out how to keep himself entertained, and get a rise out of his little stunt boy. Win-win, no?

    Tom's feet were moving before he fully realized it himself, boots scraping up sand clouds behind him as he went. His eyes were latched on to Colt, though his demeanor was cool, detached. They gave his doppelganger a quick glance up and down, noting his appearance from behind.

    Not in that way, gross. Tom knew he was egotistical, but being interested in someone who looks like you was like, another level. It was purely because there was something...off about Colt today. He couldn't place it. Maybe the clothes?
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    Tom is looking for a distraction. Choosing to annoy Colt to keep himself busy turns into another sort of meeting. Five times Tom Ryder flirts with Grace, and one time he's on the receiving end.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ch1

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    Tom Ryder⭐️

    HELP
    CALL ME
    NOW
    Read 1:17PM

    ????
    Read 1:17PM

    PLEASE
    SOS
    Read 1:17PM

    Tom’s very lucky he happens to be on his lunch break. Ryland calls him. “H—”

    “Babe!” Tom sounds overly-cheerful. “I was wondering when you’d find the time to call me!"

     

    Or: Ryland Grace and Tom Ryder become friends. Just friends. No, seriously.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    WHAT!!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! TOP TIER SHIT I WILL THINK ABOUT THIS FIC FOR YEARS CH3

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    ”This… ‘thing’ is so important you’re fine working with this guy for the rest of your career?” Gail sputtered, disappointed by her wasted effort, no mind to it being for misconduct. “We can’t postpone it. It’s now or never babe.” She put her free hand on her hip to propose the ultimatum.

    ”What? Just save it for my next movie. Give me time to refine my romancing skills, boom we immediately fall in love, and Colt will be licking his wounds by next summer.” How embarrassing is it to admit out loud that The Tom Ryder needs time to romance someone. Usually his presence alone has people begging for his attention. In his defense, how could’ve he known that grace incarnate would visit set on a random Friday? Soulmates need more than three days to cultivate, Ryland has patience. He’s a great listener, not to mention that he lived with Colt. Yeah. Whoosh. A person like Ryland has high standards, and Tom obviously meets them of course, he just needs to showcase his abilities.

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    Or; Ryland goes to visit the set and Tom Ryder reverts on causing Colt’s accident.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Wait I really like this ch2 I hope there's more

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    There their hearts went again, clenching so hard it made them want to cry out.

    Because why did Mom never say this to them? Why did it have to be someone who could never be more important to them than a teacher?

    Why couldn’t Grace be their mom?


    A rendition of sharkfiinn's character Prism getting adopted by Grace.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    BRUH I TEARED UP AT WORK THIS WAS SO CUTE THEY'RE A FAMILY!!!!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    “You are crazy,” he says. “Crazy and stupid stupid stupid. Not same Grace I saved planets with.”

    “Alright, Rock, I get—”

    “Is not too much,” Rocky says firmly, leaning in until he’s nearly met my forehead, until my eyes go blurry with the task of adjusting to how close he is. I couldn’t even fit my glasses between us to put them on. “Hugs and cuddles through xenonite suit, only touch through many layers. Is not enough. Better to be under you skin, between you ribs. Hear you heart right up close, noisy, alive. I would prefer.”

    "What?"

    "What, question?"

    /////

    Grace is worried that Rocky secretly hates hugs. In an attempt to reassure him, Rocky says a bit too much.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Me too rocky