11 Works by ImNotGoodAtThis
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"I'm talking about the second puberty."
"Second Puberty?"
"You know... when you find out if you are an Alpha or an Omega." It finally clicked for the doctor.
"I think I know what you are asking me now. You came here today because you want to know why you haven't presented as an Alpha yet?"
"YES, FINALLY!" Korra threw her hands up into the air. "Someone gets it! Am I just a late bloomer or something?"
"Well actually-"
"Because do you have any idea how it long I have been waiting to get a dick? Can you just imagine?! Being able to pee whenever I want?"
"Korra."
"Or helping Asami through her heat without nearly dying?"
"Kor-"
"Do you have any idea the lengths I go through to satisfy my girlfriend?! My jaw and wrists can't take anymore punishment!"
"Korra please."
"What?! I need new ways to top my girlfriend! This is important for me!"
"Korra you're a Beta."
Silence.
"I'm....I'm a what?" -
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"Since we no longer have enough money for a room, we need to find a way to make some quick gold."
"What do you suggest?" Asami asked.
"Well either Korra sells one of her greatswords-"
"Now we both know that is not going to happen."
"Why the hell not? You are carrying like 300 lbs worth of weapons right now. I don't even understand why the hell you think dual-wielding a greatsword and a greataxe is a good idea."
"These guns," Korra flexed. "Should be more than enough proof that duel-wielding is a good idea. Asami knows what's up."
"I do."
"Fine! We won't sell any of your 30 weapons, but we are going to have to do a quest."
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"Oh, Hey Beifong. How's it goin'?" She leaned her head back far enough to smile at the Chief.
"Well it would be going a lot better if I didn't catch you selling DRUGS downtown!" Lin bit out. She walked around the Avatar and sat at the chair opposite her.
"Wow Chief, you need to calm down. I'm pretty sure I have something for that in the stash your boys took from me."
"You mean the stash my officers CONFISCATED because they arrested you for DRUG DEALING?"
"Ehhh... I would prefer it if we didn't use the term 'Drug Dealing.' It is such a negative name for my chosen profession. I would prefer it if you would call me a 'Dealer of Highly Unlawful Goods.'"
Lin crossed her arms and stared at her.
"You're a HUG Dealer."
"Korra nodded eagerly. "Pretty neat huh?"
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- Part 2 of Korra's Questionable Career Choices
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“Well Avatar Korra, when you initially came to us with the intentions of publishing an autobiography, I was very surprised to say the least. I think this is a really ambitious project we are undertaking here and I am honored that you have chosen our publishing company as your first choice.” The editor stood up and shook Korra’s hand.
“Actually Ping,” Korra shrugged. “You guys were my second choice. I originally went to Publishers Clearing House because I thought it would be pretty cool to have guys show up to my house to hand me a giant paycheck after I sold a bunch of books. But when I got there they told me that they ‘don’t actually publish anything’ and it was like 'Whaaaat? Why are you giving people giant paychecks if you don’t do the thing that’s actually in your company name?’ Amirite?” She dropped into the chair and planted her feet on the end of his desk.
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- Part 1 of Korra's Questionable Career Choices
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When Korra and Asami are alone, things tend to get a little...Stupid. Korrasami Friendship.
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After receiving an important lesson from Master Katara about the horrors of fanfiction, Korra decides that she won't let the same thing happen to her. Current chapter: Korra meets someone new and falls for him completely. Will Mako reveal his true feelings to Korra? How will Korra react? Will Mako and Korra finally be together? Read to find out! And don't read the character pairings! That's cheating.
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Asami goes out for a drink and devises a scheme to avoid unwanted attention.
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The Krew are trapped by Zombies inside the city, and the only thing standing between them and certain death is Korra's extensive knowledge of Zombie movies.
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Koraang? How Does That Even Work? by ImNotGoodAtThis
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender
22 Nov 2014
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No really, someone's going to have to explain that to me.
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Amon should have known better than to assume anything when it came to Korra. One-sided Amon/Korra, modern day High school. 'Korra Doesn't Like Fanfiction' Side story.
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Korra sits Amon down and explains, in great detail, why he is a moron.