Immahumanithink
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Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.
(If only there was someone who understood...)
A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.- Language:
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27 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter was exhausted. He just wanted everything to be over, but the violence never stopped. Even with the defeat of Voldemort and coming back from the Dead, a new war arose. Dumbledore has turned everyone he's ever loved against him. So Harry throws it all away. One last sacrifice and he'd find peace.
Not.
Death isn't done with Harry yet. Forcing him back in time to 1943 Harry has to traverse the oddly similar world of Hogwarts while trying to stay committed to his new lifestyle of apathy. Screw politics. Screw power. Screw Voldemort! Except Tom Riddle seems to be taking that last suggestion seriously. Avoiding manipulation, learning new magic, and trying not to kill the teenage Dark Lord has never been harder.
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- Part 1 of The Snake Pit
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12 Apr 2025
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The Importance of Being Draco Malfoy by poppyhills
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2021
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The answer to the age-old question, "What if instead of a scratch on the arm, Buckbeak had stomped on Draco's head instead and caused tragic memory loss?"
It was a truth universally acknowledged that the path to reforming a Slytherin prince never did run smooth.
Hogwarts AU Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of The Importance of Being Draco Malfoy
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11 Jan 2025
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Stiles: Excuse me? I lost my husband and children. Can I make an announcement?
Store Clerk: Sure.
Stiles: *leans into mic*
Stiles: Goodbye, you little shits.
OR: Stiles tries to go grocery shopping with the pack. Key word is 'tries'.
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- Part 16 of The Hale-Stilinski Pack
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16 May 2024
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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28 Apr 2024