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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Whenever Bradley Uppercrust III runs into Max Goof, he experiences several alarming symptoms. Sweaty hands, heart palpitations, incoherent thoughts, a sudden urge to sweep him into his arms and kiss him soundly on the lips...

    Yeah. He must hate him. That's probably it.

    OR when Bradley Uppercrust III mistakes homoerotic feelings for burning vengeance and decides that the best way to humiliate Max is to make out with him (nope, you didn't misread that.)

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  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    His lawyer had listened to his long list of mitigating circumstances (whining) and the full context of his actions (excuses) but had dismissed all of it in favour of arguing the merits of restorative measures and how promising a candidate Bradley made “for a therapeutic and community oriented approach to meaningfully demonstrate his remorse and changed behaviour”. It was nothing short of humiliating and came only second to the absolute tongue lashing his father had given him.

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    Bradley Uppercrust III, in spite of all his privilege, didn’t manage to evade community service.

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    Watch this piece of shit try his best.

    (Formerly titled ‘Bradley Makes Amends’)

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    With mounting worries of wolf and orc attacks in The Shire, the Thain calls upon an old agreement with Durin’s Folk of old— a marriage of convenience. Bilbo Baggins, the Thain’s grandson and Master of Bag End, represents the hobbits of The Shire while Thorin II Oakenshield, Heir Prince Under the Mountain, represents the dwarves of Erebor. Both must abide by this ancient agreement with the pressure of their families and for the betterment of their people.

    Bilbo and Thorin will enter the courting of both cultures— Thorin will travel to the Shire for nine months, and then Bilbo to Erebor for nine months. All hope everything goes well...

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    “Tell me, what sort of music do you listen to?” Thorin asks him, raising an eyebrow. “Do you prefer glam or thrash?”

    “I—what? Simon & Garfunkel is my favorite band. I like The Smiths if I’m in a bit of a strop, Bowie if I’m feeling adventurous, I suppose,” Bilbo answers, aware there might be a note of snark coloring his words because, well. He was set up, meant to sound like a fool no matter how he answered, and he does not appreciate rude conversational traps like that. He does not appreciate anything about this situation. He does not appreciate the small, crooked, tight-lipped smile that flashes across Thorin’s face at his response, and he does not appreciate the way it makes his stomach drop.

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    After his eccentric advisor deliberately botches Bilbo's housing application, he is forced to sublet a room with thirteen metal heads living in a condemned frat. He barely expects to survive the journey, let alone fall in love.

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