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The Conference of Cloud and Rain by IneffableCrow
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2025
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Every so often, the cultivation world likes to hold a secret three-day conference that acts as a thinly veiled excuse for cultivators to indulge in all manners of sex. For the first post-war Conference of Cloud and Rain, Qishan Wen must provide the traditional 'bouquet' of the aptly-named Flowers - cultivators who volunteered to be of service during the conference for those who did not have partners.
Wen Ning had not expected that he would be asked to volunteer and had been fully ready to say no - until he is offered the choice of who his conference partner will be...
As Sect Leader, Jiang Cheng has no choice but to attend, despite how little interest he has in it all. When he meets the Flower he has been given for the conference, he can't help seeing similarities between them and his kind archer friend who he has been yearning for since the war...
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The moment the strange stick creature left, Simon could hear a noise.
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- Part 3 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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The Many Mistakes of Paultin Seppa by IneffableCrow
Fandoms: "Dice Camera Action!" D&D Campaign (Web Series)
08 Mar 2018
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Paultin has made many mistakes in his lifetime.
He's going to make sure they aren't repeated.
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- Part 2 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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Simon just likes seeing his dad happy.
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- Part 1 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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The Voltron team need to stop to restock supplies and Allura finds herself frustrated that she is, once again, regaled to being stuck in the Castle. Pidge and Diana decide that they should take her for a Girls' Day Out.
Shenanigans ensue. Written to celebrate Galentine's Day 2017
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Welcome to the Waffle Crew by IneffableCrow
Fandom "Dice Camera Action!" D&D Campaign (Web Series)
14 Mar 2018
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A series of different one-shots written about the Waffle Crew and those they interact with.
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He’d turned them all one by one, with their consent, always making sure it was their choice. Even if he was thirsty, starving for it. Buck would never hurt his precious people, his family. The ones he loved the most. The ones who have chosen to live for eternity with him.
Then Buck meets Eddie Diaz and he thinks that his entire life has just shifted. He’s human too, Bobby hired a human probie to work with a group of vampires, and it’s almost funny because Eddie doesn’t seem to have a single clue about any of them.
Or Buck and Maddie are vampires that build their family over the years and when Buck meets Eddie and Chris, it feels like their family is complete
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11 Jun 2026
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"So why are you going to Texas?" Eddie gestured towards the big, lit up Christmas tree in the corner of the room. "So close to the holidays."
"Work." Buck said easily.
"What's work?"
He rolled his lips and seemed to think the question over, "I guess you could say this is a volunteer trip. My actual job is working with reindeer."
Eddie chuckled, "Reindeer?" He shook his head. "Like the type that fly?"
"That's a specific breed." Buck winked. "Yeah, reindeer. I'm a specialist."
"And you're volunteering in El Paso?"
"Yeah," Buck shrugged and held up two fingers towards the hostess, gesturing for Eddie to step first after her and towards a table. "Everyone else thought it was a lost cause, but I've been a lost cause before too, so," He shrugged. "I figured why not?"
"And what exactly is this lost cause?" Eddie asked after thanking the hostess and sitting down.
Buck hummed, "Reuniting a family."
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11 Jun 2026
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I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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09 Jun 2026
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The kid claps a hand over his mouth. His eyes are huge and sparkling with something that looks like excitement or mischief, probably both.
"Sorry, sorry," he whispers loudly. Then he leans forward, like he's about to share a secret. "You're a hunk, right?"
Buck chokes on nothing. "I. What?"
"A hunk," the kid repeats. "You know, a hunk."
"I..." Buck has no idea what's happening. "Sure? I guess? I mean, I've been told... I work out sometimes—"
"Perfect!" The kid is already digging around in his backpack. He pulls out a slightly crumpled rectangle of cardstock and presents it to Buck with great ceremony. "This is for you."
It's a handmade card written in crayon, blue crayon. The handwriting is careful but wobbly, the letters all different sizes.
My dad likes boys and is single. He is a HERO and fights fires like Superman. He is a hunk. If intrested, please contact Chris Diaz.
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06 Jun 2026
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There’s a billboard. Which is a normal thing to find on the side of the interstate. Advertisements for car dealerships and injury lawyers and anything you could ever dream of. This, though… this is beyond his wildest dreams.
This billboard has a picture of a man, about Eddie’s age, blond curly hair and crystal blue eyes.
The man on the billboard is—
He is—
The billboard text swims into focus slowly, as if Eddie is surfacing from deep water.
THIS IS BUCK.
HE’S 33, SINGLE, AND A FIREFIGHTER.
HE’S A GREAT COOK IF YOU DON’T MIND
BREAKFAST FOOD FOR EVERY MEAL.
I’M BEGGING SOMEONE TO DATE HIM SO
HE STOPS THIRD-WHEELING MY MARRIAGE.And then, underneath, in smaller letters:
ALL GENDERS WELCOME TO APPLY.
I'M DESPERATE AND HE'S HOPELESS.
PLEASE CONTACT MADDIE AT:
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06 Jun 2026