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The Great Snoopy Conspiracy by anixfelix, BrwnEyes, CatofApocalypse, CrowleyIsSnek, IneffableProfessionals, LutrasLutras, NaturallyTeal, Slytherat, Stupidbird
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
06 Sep 2026
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Ten artists. One theme. One very well-hidden conspiracy.
For the Ineffable Professionals Bang GTA Week 5, with the theme of "Published Author," ten artists secretly conspired to submit something that was... not quite what anyone was expecting. Instead of ten illustrations inspired by the theme, they all drew Snoopy sitting on his doghouse, typing away (on his novel, one assumes), with Woodstock nearby.
Of course, these weren't just any Snoopy drawings. Each artist gave it their own twist and style, tucking in little Good Omens-inspired details: bow ties, angel wings, Crowley's tattoo, and all sorts of other tiny clues. The result was a collection that was both wonderfully ridiculous and fiendishly difficult to guess.
The artists, meanwhile, were having an absolute blast watching us try to work out why we kept getting variations on the same very writerly beagle. 😂
So here is the complete collection of The Great Snoopy Conspiracy. Ten artists, ten variations, and an extraordinary amount of creative nonsense.
We were completely had. And we could not have enjoyed it more.
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Teacher Aziraphale is having quite a day. A glitter explosion and a wrecked classroom means he has to stay and help the school janitor Crowley with a clean up. A joke about glitter and Pride 2006 makes the pair realise they have met before....
A wee ficlet about missed connections, written one line at a time by the members of the Ineffable Professional Bang server.
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- Part 8 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Lighthouse keeper Crowley drags three people off the beach when their ship goes down - one, Aziraphale, reveals he was coming to Crowley's island with a basket of sushi to cure a family curse. And it's all a little bit silly.
Thanks to the Ineffable Professional Bang discord server members for 24 hours of chaos that created this weird little fic, writing one line at a time.
CW - for brief description of near drowning
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- Part 7 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,137
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 37
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Aziraphale loves the farmers market. He loves the honey stall. And the red headed bee-keeper. When Mr Brown's unwanted advances push him into a panic attack, the red head comes to his rescue. He goes home feeling frisky, with a phone number.
He doesn't count on Cousin Alan turning up on his doorstep with an identity crisis and a suitcase of stolen bees. Perhaps Crowley can save him for a second time in one day?
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- Part 6 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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New Guy Aziraphale on the 8th floor is *terrible* at technology. Crowley has been called up from the basement to provide tech support three times this month already.
Weird, though, how adept Aziraphale is when he borrows the new PC. He suggests they go back to his place, via a romantic French bistro, to discuss tech training.
Cue terrible flirting, dropping the ruse, blushes all round, and an *actual* date arranged.
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- Part 5 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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July Single Sentence Story Saturdays by IneffableProfessionals
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2026
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Every Saturday in July, the IPB Wheel of Doom spins a profession prompt and those who wish to participate contribute to a group story one sentence at a time. These are the resulting collaborative tales.
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- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 2