10 Works by IneffableProfessionals
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The Great Snoopy Conspiracy by anixfelix, BrwnEyes, CatofApocalypse, CrowleyIsSnek, IneffableProfessionals, LutrasLutras, NaturallyTeal, Slytherat, Stupidbird
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
06 Sep 2026
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Ten artists. One theme. One very well-hidden conspiracy.
For the Ineffable Professionals Bang GTA Week 5, with the theme of "Published Author," ten artists secretly conspired to submit something that was... not quite what anyone was expecting. Instead of ten illustrations inspired by the theme, they all drew Snoopy sitting on his doghouse, typing away (on his novel, one assumes), with Woodstock nearby.
Of course, these weren't just any Snoopy drawings. Each artist gave it their own twist and style, tucking in little Good Omens-inspired details: bow ties, angel wings, Crowley's tattoo, and all sorts of other tiny clues. The result was a collection that was both wonderfully ridiculous and fiendishly difficult to guess.
The artists, meanwhile, were having an absolute blast watching us try to work out why we kept getting variations on the same very writerly beagle. 😂
So here is the complete collection of The Great Snoopy Conspiracy. Ten artists, ten variations, and an extraordinary amount of creative nonsense.
We were completely had. And we could not have enjoyed it more.
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Teacher Aziraphale is having quite a day. A glitter explosion and a wrecked classroom means he has to stay and help the school janitor Crowley with a clean up. A joke about glitter and Pride 2006 makes the pair realise they have met before....
A wee ficlet about missed connections, written one line at a time by the members of the Ineffable Professional Bang server.
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- Part 8 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Lighthouse keeper Crowley drags three people off the beach when their ship goes down - one, Aziraphale, reveals he was coming to Crowley's island with a basket of sushi to cure a family curse. And it's all a little bit silly.
Thanks to the Ineffable Professional Bang discord server members for 24 hours of chaos that created this weird little fic, writing one line at a time.
CW - for brief description of near drowning
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- Part 7 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,137
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 37
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Aziraphale loves the farmers market. He loves the honey stall. And the red headed bee-keeper. When Mr Brown's unwanted advances push him into a panic attack, the red head comes to his rescue. He goes home feeling frisky, with a phone number.
He doesn't count on Cousin Alan turning up on his doorstep with an identity crisis and a suitcase of stolen bees. Perhaps Crowley can save him for a second time in one day?
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- Part 6 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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New Guy Aziraphale on the 8th floor is *terrible* at technology. Crowley has been called up from the basement to provide tech support three times this month already.
Weird, though, how adept Aziraphale is when he borrows the new PC. He suggests they go back to his place, via a romantic French bistro, to discuss tech training.
Cue terrible flirting, dropping the ruse, blushes all round, and an *actual* date arranged.
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- Part 5 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Disclosures and Ducks by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2026
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Lawyer Crowley is new to his chambers. He cannot be crushing on the bloody judge. No matter how many friendly lunches they enjoy together. Fortunately, Judge Aziraphale's clerk Anathema realises this very much mutual crush is ONLY a problem if they *don't* act on it. Fortunately, she has a plan. And a picnic basket.
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- Part 3 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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The Charge Nurse and the Consultant by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2026
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Charge Nurse Crowley is secretly smitten by Dr Fell - but then a feisty patient, Mr Shadwell, declares the angelic doctor is Crowley's for the taking. Crowley is ready to dismiss it, only to find Dr Fell waiting for him at the end of their shift with an umbrella....
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- Part 4 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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The Marine Mammal Vet and The Merman in the Cove by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Marine Mammal Vet: When vet Aziraphale Fell goes looking for a stranded sea lion, he finds something far more unexpected tangled in the nets: a merman named Crowley.
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- Part 2 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Palaeontologists and the Practical Joke by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Palaeontologist: A museum prank turns into a real expedition when mysterious fossils end up sending Professors Crowley and Fell to the Hebrides.
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- Part 1 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Waiting For the Finale One Sentence At A Time by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
14 May 2026
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This collection began as a countdown activity in the Ineffable Professionals Bang Discord server while we waited (somewhat emotionally) for Season 3.
Each day, one of the mods posted a single opening sentence, and then chaos unfolded.
One sentence at a time, writers built stories together in real time: heartbreaking angst, absurd crackfic, romantic disasters, historical nonsense, reverse universes, missing messiahs, mysterious ducks, emotionally compromised demons, pizza jokes, and an alarming amount of Furfur.
Nothing here was planned, and very little remained sensible for long.
Part of the magic was the collaboration itself: people pausing while others typed, cheering devastating lines, improvising plot twists, and somehow keeping the story moving forward together.
What emerged was funny, strange, unexpectedly sweet, and a genuinely lovely little act of fandom community.
Massive thanks to everyone who contributed words, jokes, feelings, disasters, Furfur appearances, yearning, and entirely unnecessary levels of plot disruption.
Enjoy