Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism)
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It was all fine at first, joyous even, but after days of Crowley in labor with no end in sight, Aziraphale is desperate enough to get creative in assisting Crowley's pain and helping with the safe delivery of their baby. All's well that ends well, and if he is able to bring his beloved demon a bit of pleasure to mix with the pain? All the better.
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Filthy by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism) for eyjayy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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A drunken conversation devolves into filth, after Crowley confesses his own mixed emotions about how he feels about Aziraphale. Aziraphale is willing to force the issue, all the way through until his demon cries, if he must.
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Down To The Letter by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2023
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Aziraphale hadn't expected to find a prisoner of the fae on her walk, but she can do her best to try to help. The solution to the problem couldn't be that simple, could it? Worth a try.
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Sweet Nothings by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2023
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When you aren't human, and you know your partner very very well, even an angel eventually figures out what to say to get a snake demon's proverbial motor running.
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[Podfic] Duck A Fuck by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism) for ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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ZehWulf's Summary:
"M'bits," Crowley admitted, figuring he was already sunk this far, he might as well keep going. It was Aziraphale, after all. They were on their own side. Being on their own side probably meant being more vulnerable with each other or some shite. Bringing their struggles to each other to figure out together. And, all right, the thought of Aziraphale bringing the full force of his big, beautiful intellect to the aid of Crowley's pants problems was kind of doing it for him.He squirmed in his seat. "They're, er, a problem."
"A problem," Aziraphale echoed in growing outrage.
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Once upon a time Crowley bragged too much in front of the wrong superiors and earned himself a cursed vagina for his troubles. And now that things have settled down with his angel on their own side, the truth is coming out.
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Prompt #15: Xenophilia -- Crowley tends to have other preferences in genitalia.
~It feels natural. That same instinctive rightness in allowing his tongue to fork and flicker out to taste, and his canines to elongate and sharpen, and his eyes to bleed golden out to the edges. A tiny part of his demonic aspect breaking out into the mortal coil, permitted to exist as he truly is...~
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- Part 15 of Kink Prompts
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31 Jul 2024
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Blood-angel, fallen-angel, scarred demon with love in his heart and silence in his tongue.
The time for silence is no more.
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27 Dec 2023
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Keep it Simple: A Highly Biased Podfic Guide For Absolute Beginners by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom
20 Oct 2022
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This guide is aimed at beginners with the intention of trying to break down the process so it is less overwhelming. It is, as all guides are, highly biased to what worked for me when I was starting out. If you find it doesn't work for you, I absolutely recommend trying out one of the many different guides out there!
My number one recommendation is: just go for it! Things are less complicated than you think. There are a hundred of extra bells and whistles you can start adding on once you're ready, but try and keep it dead simple for your first one.
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03 Dec 2022
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[Meta] A Breakdown of Podfic Hosting Options by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: Podfic Meta - Fandom
28 Oct 2020
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A breakdown of podfic hosting options. This contains some recommendations and the pros and cons of many of the services. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide where you're hosting your podfic and there are a lot of options.
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Bookmarked by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism)
03 Dec 2022
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The Larger Hope by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.
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Bookmarked by Ineffable Depravity (Ineffable_Optimism)
19 Sep 2022