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The damned die alone by Ineffablerats
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Oct 2025
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With aziraphale gone, Crowley is left to his own devices, and being without a decent home, he has decided to move into the apartment above the book store. His moping and bedrotting are interrupted when Muriel insists he get outside. Meanwhile, aziraphale seems to be settling into his new position as supreme Archangel well, or so everyone thinks...
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Lucifer still loves Lilith. Alastor has never loved anyone.
Somehow, they make it work.
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15 Jan 2026
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"Fine," Lucifer decided. "How about a deal then?"
A spark of interest lit up Alastor's tired eyes.
"I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don't want to hurt her if I can help it. So here's what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We're friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we're getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I'll heal you." Lucifer stuck out his hand. "Deal?"
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Won't always update every week, but when it does update, it will be on Sundays!
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- Part 1 of Trusting the Universe
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10 Jan 2026
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Human AU. Serial Killer Cannibal Alastor and (???) Single Father Lucifer. Tags updated as I go.
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Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting?
"Posted by Lucifer Morningstar.
Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker strongly preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals, we have a lot. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’
“This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbled to himself..."
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10 Jan 2026
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Lucifer had always wondered what was beyond The Woods - the eldritch horrors of legend, of course, but was there something more? Despite his constant feeling of being watched when near them, he couldn't help but be curious.
One day, when Charlie goes missing into The Woods, Lucifer finds out what, exactly, takes residence there. And who.
OR:
DARK beauty and the beast AU where Alastor kidnaps Lucifer and they fuck teehee
- Title from 'Every Breath You Take' by The PoliceSeries
- Part 5 of self-indulgent radioapple
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10 Jan 2026