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"He stares at the thumbnail of that stupid Mech. It’s just the head, in a black background. It’s like it’s looking through the screen. He glares as he reads the title. ‘Mecha Man Dominant Boyfriend Catches You Audio’. Is this seriously what gets people going?"
Chad isn't happy with what he learns about himself after being beat up by Mecha Man at Crypto Night.
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"Robert’s face hovers above his, tilting Chad’s chin down until he’s looking down at Mecha Man again. The masked face presses against Chad’s dick, leaving kisses on the skin. He’s not half bad looking down there, with a fucked-out look in his eyes."
Flambae has a dream about his 'worst enemy' and his stupid dispatcher together.
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' Herm smiles between them, clearing his throat. “Did you— mean it?— Actually? That we could— If you— you know?”
Chad looks down at Herm, wiping his mouth before wrapping his arm back around them both. “What? You gotta say it. Communication, or some shit.” He can practically hear the grin.
Herm’s face flushes with heat, and Robert’s rough hand is scratching at his scalp again. It’s soothing, and he finds his words quickly with the support. “Where if you— you were hard when you were asleep? If we woke up we could— pleasure— use you?” '
Chad keeps waking his boyfriends up. They don't find a solution, but it's a fun way to deal with it.
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- Part 5 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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"Unsurprisingly, the proposition had come from Robert. He’s always just so blunt about it, no flavor. Always when they don’t expect it. Like when they’re doing the dishes after dinner.
“You’ve been wanting to get more use out of the strap, right?” "
Robert has two new dogs.
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- Part 4 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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' Savior lowers the pen they had pointed down to the paper, still resting in their hand. She can hear the sigh. “No, Kyle. I do not have a ‘crush’ on Invisibitch.” His fucking name is Kyle? She's not calling him Kyle.
Toxic is grinning again, crossing his legs hanging off the desk. “Okay Robert Robertson.” What. “Not like you can get pussy anyway. You go out for drinks on the first date and you’re suddenly talking about your dead father.” '
Invisibitch snoops around and sees something she doesn't expect. Doesn't mean she won't watch.
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- Part 2 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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My vaguely connected Steam Machine ships. With Trans Waterboy.
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My Villain Robert AU in chronological order.
Robert Robertson III is a missing person. Thought to be killed by Shroud soon after he did the same to Mecha Man Astral. However, he is not dead, unlike what many think. Shroud had gotten him on his side, convinced Robert of his innocence in Mecha Man Astral’s death. Now, Robert runs the Red Ring, seeking to prove his Uncle Elliot’s innocence. Dubbed ‘Savior’ by those around him, due to his penchant of bringing in ‘lost causes’ or those otherwise cast aside.
People wonder if he’s even human. Armored in metal, nobody has seen his skin, let alone his face. Those who have won’t say a word.
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Honeypot/Honeytrap Mission: a mission where an espionage agent uses sexual or romantic wiles to lure, gain favor of, or extract information from a target.
*“Villain” Agent Flambae does a honeypot mission for intel that goes very, very sticky, and drags his handler Robert Robertson along for the ride.
Super Agent/Handler spy AU with over-the-comm-sex that literally no one asked for, nor needed.
Well, I needed it. That’s why it’s here.Series
- Part 1 of Flaming Honeypot — Dispatch Spy AU
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15 Jan 2026
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praví comes over to work on the vaccine with cynte but cynte uh. yeah he’s kind of uh. yeah bro made it weird
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The Darklands have been quiet for too long, and Princess Peach suspects new plans may be in the works. In an effort to secure peace before their kingdoms' relationships can worsen, she proposes an idea. Write a treaty and align their kingdoms, sharing trade and resources, and unite their kingdoms with a marriage, just as Bowser has been wanting. There's only one catch: Luigi is the soon to-be bride.
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01 Aug 2023

