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"He stares at the thumbnail of that stupid Mech. It’s just the head, in a black background. It’s like it’s looking through the screen. He glares as he reads the title. ‘Mecha Man Dominant Boyfriend Catches You Audio’. Is this seriously what gets people going?"
Chad isn't happy with what he learns about himself after being beat up by Mecha Man at Crypto Night.
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"Robert’s face hovers above his, tilting Chad’s chin down until he’s looking down at Mecha Man again. The masked face presses against Chad’s dick, leaving kisses on the skin. He’s not half bad looking down there, with a fucked-out look in his eyes."
Flambae has a dream about his 'worst enemy' and his stupid dispatcher together.
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' Herm smiles between them, clearing his throat. “Did you— mean it?— Actually? That we could— If you— you know?”
Chad looks down at Herm, wiping his mouth before wrapping his arm back around them both. “What? You gotta say it. Communication, or some shit.” He can practically hear the grin.
Herm’s face flushes with heat, and Robert’s rough hand is scratching at his scalp again. It’s soothing, and he finds his words quickly with the support. “Where if you— you were hard when you were asleep? If we woke up we could— pleasure— use you?” '
Chad keeps waking his boyfriends up. They don't find a solution, but it's a fun way to deal with it.
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- Part 5 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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"Unsurprisingly, the proposition had come from Robert. He’s always just so blunt about it, no flavor. Always when they don’t expect it. Like when they’re doing the dishes after dinner.
“You’ve been wanting to get more use out of the strap, right?” "
Robert has two new dogs.
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- Part 4 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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' Savior lowers the pen they had pointed down to the paper, still resting in their hand. She can hear the sigh. “No, Kyle. I do not have a ‘crush’ on Invisibitch.” His fucking name is Kyle? She's not calling him Kyle.
Toxic is grinning again, crossing his legs hanging off the desk. “Okay Robert Robertson.” What. “Not like you can get pussy anyway. You go out for drinks on the first date and you’re suddenly talking about your dead father.” '
Invisibitch snoops around and sees something she doesn't expect. Doesn't mean she won't watch.
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- Part 2 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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"He should be hunting that bitch down! Setting him on fire, setting his car on fire, his house on fire too! But instead, he’s stuck kneeling, right here, in front of the couch, with a collar around his throat. Herm and Robert had rallied together to put him there. So maybe, just maybe, he could wait to set that bitch on fire."
Chad's lovers keep him from doing something stupid and going back to jail.
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- Part 3 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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' They had been watching some old hero movie, guy saves the day, gets the girl. That kind of thing. Herm had snuggled up closer, resting his head on Chad’s shoulder. “I had always liked— loved superheroes. Ever since I was youn— a kid.”
The stutter had been getting better, and Chad was so proud of him for it. Kissing the side of Herm’s head before responding. “Who was your favorite?” '
Chad learns something interesting about Herman and uses it ‘against’ him.
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- Part 2 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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"Something was really weird about this Shroud guy. Even more weird was how Robert was treating him. Even before they broke him out of prison yesterday, Robert was acting like Shroud was a god or something."
Psychic, Thumbstick, and Toxic have to deal with Robert's 'hero' worship.
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- Part 4 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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"It’s a bad idea. It’s a terrible idea.
But both of his boyfriends are out, they let him sleep in while they went to do something. Probably getting groceries. The apartment is just so empty, Beef isn’t even here. Maybe Herm is just a little lonely, with only his morning wood for company. "
Waterboy is left to his own devices, for a while.
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"Shroud wouldn’t be able to move faster than Trackstar, so he just has to move faster than the news."
What if Shroud managed to get to Robert before the rest of the brigade after killing his father? A retelling from Shrouds point of view.
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- Part 3 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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"Robert was really starting to regret having Phenomaman on the team.
It wasn’t him… exactly. His skills were great. He had even been getting better with his heartbreak over Blonde Blazer too. He at least didn’t go looking for her out in the field, anyway. Even had cleaned up his beard a little. Sure, he could get depressed after a mission failure, but they’ve all been there. None of that was the issue.
The issue was the hovering right behind him. Or ‘bodyguarding’. Whatever it could be called."
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"The suit in the shed was the final straw. Robert was like Elliot’s own son. He acted like it more than the kid’s father, too."
Shroud's motivation for killing Mecha-man.
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- Part 1 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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"Flambae shakes his head, shooing away the thoughts. He wasn’t fucking scared! Of course he wasn’t! It was just… adrenaline!— or something like that. He didn’t drown anyway, Bob-Bob managed to unlock the fucking thing. "
Flambae shows Robert Roberton the wet he likes to be.
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' “So, baby, are you excited about the party?”
“I uh… I’m probably— not going. I— I mean I technically got an invitation, but it’s not as… Inclusive as all yours, and it—“
Flambae doesn’t even bother to hear the rest of it. “You’re coming in with me, raindrop, let them try to keep you out.” '
Flambae takes Waterboy to an SDN event as his date.
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"Sometimes Flambae hates how creative Rob can be. How does he even come up with something like this? He can’t even burn through the fucking ropes because any time he tries to get some fire out, it’s just extinguished before it can even begin."
Flambae and Waterboy learn to get along.
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"Robert is probably busy, flirting with their boss, or whatever the fuck he does in his free time now. He’s a good kid, and Chase can take care of it himself."
Chase is getting tired of Golem's mid-day dumpster raids.
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' “We almost had him.”
They did? That’s phenomenal! “We did?”
“He got scared off. I said to let me handle it.” '
Robert Robertson has some admirers.
Post Chapter 2 Note: They took my fucking polycule away
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"He knows he shouldn’t bother Robby this late. He knows that Rob might just ignore him. But he might as well try before he goes through his camera roll looking for pictures of the guy."
Flambae gives Robert a late night call.
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I dunno man I just saw the new trailer and I’m Mauling Waterboy by Inhale_AAAAAA
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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“He’s going to torment this fucker. This guy who thinks just because he’s got the leash, he’s safe. He’s only safe because Robby is keeping an eye on them.
So Flambae just has to play along, play nice. Just for a little while, until Robby decides they don’t need supervision. Then he can do whatever he wants.”
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- Part 1 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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“This was exciting. Even if it was filling him with dread. He’d been distracted all day, waiting for his shift to end…
… As soon as he leaves the building, he’s fair game.”
