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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    It's 1948 and P.I. Stan Marsh is tasked with the case of a lifetime: ensuring Chief of Police Eric Cartman never bothers anyone again. Begrudgingly, he seeks the help of young paralegal Kyle Broflovski. The pair soon realise that this is not going to be a clean, open-and-shut sort of case. It looks like this rot goes all the way to the core...

    Meanwhile, Tweek Tweak has been assigned one job: turn Cartman's cronies against him. In order to do that, he'll have to crack officer Craig's stoic outer shell. Is he prepared for what he might find within? Only time will tell...

    (This is an unofficial continuation of Deephurting's "South Park Confidential", written but never finished in 2016 - linked in the notes. It's a real treat to read, so I highly recommend you do! It shouldn't take you too long to catch up, it's only about 16k words :) Plus, this may not make a lot of sense if you don't, haha)

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    27 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Hungry for power and jealous of Sir Marshwalker’s position in court, the Grand Wizard Cartman devises a plan to rise the ranks: expose the knight’s unrequited attraction to the High Elf King himself. But to force a confession, he’s going to need the assistance of one aggressively apathetic scoundrel, and a puff of horny fairy dust. Will the wind be in his favour?

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    28 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    How do you cope with a stranger wearing your best friend’s face?

    Professor Chaos’s dreams come true when he successfully jumps to a seemingly defenceless reality, intent on wreaking havoc. Only the mild mannered Kenny McCormick knows the truth, and he’s far too meek to pose any real threat to the chaotic cause… right?

    Meanwhile, Butters finds himself in hot water, surrounded by a group of caped crusaders who are convinced that he’s America’s most wanted criminal mastermind.

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    28 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Nobody sets sail alone.

    It's spring, 1706, and Kyle Broflovski is on the run, stowed away on a trade ship bound for the Caribbean. When the ship is boarded by a motley crew of young pirates, Kyle is faced with a choice: stick to the shadows, or join Captain Stan on his adventures.

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    28 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    College. A campus. Roommates who are familiar, from your past.

    Kyle, sees Stan, for the first time after high school. In his classes. In his.. room, in his dorm. he is his roommate. How.. Unfortunate- Right?

    Kenny, who got in, a bit too late for his liking, is happily greeted, by Butters, who seems to have barely changed. But Kenny has, and he wants Butters to realise that.

    Craig and Tweek are doing great, other than the fact that, their friends, are only coming to them for help. yay.

    (chap 1 is out)

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    26 Sep 2025

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