IphoneConspiracist
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When a random family moves in next to Louis' house, he establishes enmity with Harry, who's a spoiled brat who makes the mistake of messing with Louis' only form of comfort—his cigarettes—so now he'll have to face the consequences.
Or where Louis and Harry are neighbors and they hate each other but also distract themselves from their own shitty realities.
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Louis had not seen Harry in a very long time since middle school; they had gotten to different schools and stopped talking completely, but now they're in the same college, and Louis can tell Harry changed a lot. He's now hanging out with some bad-company junkies, and when someone at college is murdered, everyone suspects Harry.
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Soccer Aid is almost there, and Louis is anxious, he cannot wait to show off his skills, specially now that he knows Sam Thompson is going to be there (Zara's ex) and of course, Louis feels he needs to show off his masculinity and show this guy who they dumped for, but little did he knew, he would end up on a sticky situation involving Harry Styles, Sam Thompson and his repressed attraction for men.
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Louis and you have been dating for weeks now, everything was going well until Harry Styles appears out of nowhere in your house, whining, seeking medical help, Louis and you let him in, not knowing it'll change your lives permanently.
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"I need to talk to you." Is all Harry says before grabbing Louis' wrist and practically yanking him away. Louis makes a not so masculine noise and glances behind him just to see that his friends couldn't care less that he's about to get murdered.
"Listen Harry, I was just messing around, there's no reason to start a physical fight. I mean — I'm only five nine and you're, like, seven feet tall, I couldn't possibly win against you. I still have a life to live, I have a family that cares about me. If you're gonna murder me, can you at least wait until I finish college? That's the least you could do." Louis rambles as Harry drags him all the way to the locker rooms. Harry just ignores him.
"If you beat me up you'll probably get kicked off the team — " Louis words are muffled by Harry's lips pressing into his own.
Or the one where Louis and Harry hate each other, but a little bit of petty arguing and subtle violence isn’t very good at hiding how they really feel.
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Also available in trans Billy flavour because that’s my personal trans agenda.
Before, they were only as close as Billy let anyone get, but lately the distance between them has been shrinking. He’s not the kind of guy who likes to talk about himself. Mostly he listens, prods, collects, but never offers. He learned young that when you’ve got a brain like he does you can’t afford to tell people what you’re thinking or how you really feel. Stu isn’t one of those people though, Stu has to keep his thoughts secret too and now this is theirs to keep, between them.
This is mostly only going to be in cannon with the first movie (the movie 3 retcon is not for me), but may also diverge in some places, especially when we get to the events closer to the end of the first movie. More specific tags and warnings will be in the end of chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Just Like the Movies (cis version)
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Bookmarked by IphoneConspiracist
24 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I had never read a fanfic this fucking amazing wow wow wow, I'll never read something like this again, how am I supposed to live? I don't want to read the last chapter.
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It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.
Or: The one where Louis and Harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.
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- Part 1 of The Unbelievers Story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 136,814
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1,722
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Bookmarked by IphoneConspiracist
20 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
First fanfic I ever read, always in my heart.
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How come falling in love with the person he hated most was so easy?
Who the hell did this guy think he was? How could he stand there on the pavement, gorgeous and beautiful, and make Harry fall back into a swirl of desire, when fifteen minutes ago he made his skin prickle with hurt? God, he hated him. He wanted to bash his face into bits. The problem was that more than that, he wanted to kiss him. Between the two options, he would instantaneously choose the second.
A mortal enemies with benefits story with a touch of football, lust, and family drama.
The Unbelievers Story from Harry's point of view.
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- Part 2 of The Unbelievers Story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 172,653
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by IphoneConspiracist
12 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Wonderful, has a better ending than Unbelievers in my opinion.
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AU where Louis Tomlinson is a principal dancer with The Royal Ballet. When his rival from ballet school, moody dance prodigy Harry Styles joins the company, old wounds are reopened and old passions reignited. During the company's production of Swan Lake the secret that doomed their love is finally revealed, but will it be too late?
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- English
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- 35/35
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Bookmarked by IphoneConspiracist
20 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Best thing I ever read, cried, laughed and screamed.