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    IRRECONCILABLE by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Jul 2026

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    Mr. Malfoy,
    Effective immediately, I have assumed responsibility for your representation following Mr. Tutlemonbum’s retirement from the DMLE’s Department of Conviction Reform.

    -

    Dear Ms Granger,
    I acknowledge the change in counsel, as I have been reminded I am legally required to do so.
    That being said…
    Kindly fuck off.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    CRUSH (Horny) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy is convinced he's dying.

    Symptoms include: heart racing, palms sweating, throat closing up, complete inability to form sentences…and worst of all…

    Blushing…

    "Draco, my sweet summer child," Theo says gently. "You have a crush."

    You could have heard a Bowtruckle fart.

    "I have a CRUSH?!"

    His first crush at eighteen years old, on the golden girl herself.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    The Enemy of My Enemy by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Jul 2026

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    Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.

    He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.

    But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...

    The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.

    ~~~
    OR

    Shit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Anxiety is the Dizziness of Freedom by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Jul 2026

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    Hermione Granger has three secrets she keeps close to her chest.

    One, she’s on the verge of failing all her classes.

    Two, she can’t stop taking her use-only-when-needed anti-anxiety medication.

    And three, she’s an Omega.

    What isn’t a secret is her love for Borgin & Burkes, the coffeeshop right across the street from her apartment. Unfortunately for her, they just hired a new barista.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Thirty, Flirty & Fertile by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Jul 2026

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    Draco Malfoy has an eventful 30th birthday, which leads to an even more eventuful time to follow.

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    26 Jun 2026