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At twenty-one years old, the concept of having children feels like a far away dream to Sirius. He’s too preoccupied with finishing university, struggling to pay rent, and loving on his delicious boyfriend, Remus Lupin, to think about settling down. He doesn’t even know how he’ll afford dinner next week, let alone feed an extra mouth.
Then his parents die, and he learns he has a tiny baby sibling in the NICU who needs him. Suddenly, all he can think about is being a parent. Good thing his parents left him everything in their will, including their exorbitant wealth.
But Sirius knows better than most that it takes more than money to be a good parent.
And he will be a good father. His baby deserves nothing less.
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- Part 2 of baby bumblebee
- Part 1 of tbabd-verse
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20 Jun 2026
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Regulus Black is a very pretty stripper who’s used to getting what he wants. What he wants is James Potter: nerdy CEO, millionaire, virgin, and completely hopeless in bed.
Enter Remus, the grumpy security guard, and Barty, the cheeky bartender: two men hopelessly in love with Regulus, and more than willing to teach James exactly how their pretty little pillow princess likes to be fucked.
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13 Apr 2026
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Regulus Black and His Method of Getting Attention by Lovenderhaze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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According to Regulus Black, getting under James Potter’s desk in the middle of a ranked game is a completely reasonable response to being ignored for four and a half hours.
James decides to teach him some patience.
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17 Mar 2026
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At lunch, he spotted a colourful poster on the wall.
HOGWARTS: OUR FIRST SCHOOL DANCE!
— Register at the office
— Years 7-12
— Bring a snack and a date!Regulus hoped James would ask him to the dance. This would probably be the only dance their school hosts, and Regulus really wants to go with James.
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04 Mar 2026
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Regulus Black has two obsessions.
1) Hating his older brother’s best friend, James Potter. Has Regulus met the man before now? No. But he has deemed James Potter his mortal enemy since he was ten years old.
2) A certain voice actor by the pseudonym Jay, who makes “spicy” audios.
Regulus has always known the universe to have a sick sense of humour but he didn’t know it was this cruel. He’d recognize that voice anywhere. To Regulus’s shock and abject horror, James Potter is Jay, there’s no doubt about it.
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19 Feb 2026