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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    “You need to stay calm, buddy.” 

    Don’t be so dramatic, buddy. Comb your hair, buddy. You can’t wear that, buddy. Speak up, buddy. You’re always crying, buddy. Don’t be a pussy, buddy. Grow some damn balls, buddy. You’re a fucking idiot, buddy.

    “I am calm.”

    In which Hopper always knew Steve was his son, but he never did anything about it.

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Inspired by this tumbler post: https://www.tumblr.com/morganbritton132/785241922600042496/season-2-au-where-the-last-person-eddie-ever

    Nancy decides to pay Eddie to befriend Steve because he is sad and lonely but also doesn’t want to talk to her after everything with Jonathan.

    Eddie needs the money. To pay for his Uncle’s bills, to maybe buy something nice for himself, but in either case, he needs the money. Plus Harrington’s been slightly nicer ever since he broke things off with Hagen and Perkins.

    And, Steve’s just happy to have a friend. For now…

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Kakashi Hatake decided he had done enough. He hung up the flak jacket, traded his forehead protector for a pharmacy eyepatch, and bought a pair of cargo pants with an unreasonable amount of pocket space. He had a simple plan: grow heirloom tomatoes, read his books, and avoid S-rank missing-nin at all costs.

    But there’s a problem. Without a parasitic dojutsu constantly draining his life force, Kakashi is rested, healthy, and dangerously bored. Kakashi is finding that saving the world is a lot harder when you’re trying to stick to a civilian sleep schedule.

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    Kakashi retires during the timeskip, which somehow changes nothing and everything at the same time

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    18 Apr 2026

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    A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb

    His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!

    “Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.

    So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.

    The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.

    But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)

    (The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)

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    20 Mar 2026

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    In the perfect world, Hatake Kakashi doesn't exist.

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    20 Mar 2026