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The Waves are Rising and Rising by Eleanor_Fenyx, little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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“My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”
Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.
Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.
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Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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- Part 1 of The Waves are Rising and Rising
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24 Mar 2024
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The Naming of Small Things by BromeliadDreams
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2021
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Lan Wangji has known all his life that he is destined for some book-lined office, for publication credits and funding awards, the grown-up versions of school prizes for academic achievement. The prospect has, for the most part, been comforting. But as the academic year wears on, he finds his work increasingly taking a backseat to Wen Qing's plans to unseat, or at least unsettle, their Head of Faculty, and Lan Wangji begins to look beyond the library walls. (Any influence from local chaos gremlin Wei Wuxian will not be acknowledged at this time, thank you very much.)
Or: maybe the real academic networking was all the groupchats we were added to along the way.
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29 Feb 2024
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there is no limited dimensions by Stratisphyre for SweetheartNinja
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2023
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Wei Wuxian whistled. "Wow, Captain, you’re probably glad you managed to deal with that before the new stuffed shirts from Starfleet arrived."
Nie Mingjue heaved a sigh which practically shook the station. Whoever said the only emotion Klingons knew how to emote was anger clearly had never seen one of them irritated. Wei Wuxian had a lot of firsthand experience with it.
Nie Mingjue straightened and turned to the Vulcans standing alongside Wei Wuxian. "Command Lan, Lieutenant Commander Lan. Welcome to Baxia Station."
Oh.
"Are you Lieutenant Commander Lan or Commander Lan?" Wei Wuxian asked the painfully beautiful and definitely annoyed Vulcan beside him.
The question earned him a cutting glare. "Lieutenant Commander Lan Wangji."
Well, that had to count for something, right?
Lieutenant Commander Lan Wangji joins Baxia Station as Head Science Officer. Of all the things he anticipates upon accepting the commission, Wei Wuxian is not among them.
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21 Feb 2024
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Xichen looks at his sworn brothers lying across the room. They seem so quiet. So still. He can barely believe what Wei Wuxian is saying. The rest of the world fades out as he stares.
“So what can be done?” he whispers.
“As far as I can see, we have two choices. Choice one: we destroy them completely. It would be difficult, but I think it could be done. But… it would be destroying them completely. It would mean shattering their souls.”
Xichen doesn’t feel the floor as he drops to his knees; it is just that one moment he is standing, and the next he is not. He isn’t even seeing them anymore, his eyes have unfocused, and yet they are all he can see.
Could he do it? Could he shatter their souls - destroy their very essence, prevent them from ever reincarnating, ever getting an opportunity to find peace - truly and utterly severing their link to this world and making fully certain that Xichen will never meet them again - all for the sake of the greater good?
“Choice two,” Wei Wuxian continues, “...we wake them up.”
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26 Jan 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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14 Jan 2024
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the exploration of a courageous heart (all this unexpected glory) by Stratisphyre for Koontyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2023
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The topic of Jiang Yanli’s marriage prospects came up while Jiang Yanli sat with her parents one morning, working on an embroidery project.
“Acting Sect Leader Lan suggests that you might be a good match for Lan Huan, now called Xichen,” her mother said to Jiang Yanli. She looked consideringly at Jiang Yanli, who glanced up from her embroidery. A small smile touched her mother’s mouth. “It would be a good match. We will travel to Gusu and discuss this proposition. Make the arrangements.”
Jiang Yanli’s engagement to Jin Zixuan never comes to fruition.
Somehow, someway, she finds her way to true happiness regardless.
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02 Jan 2024
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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17 Dec 2023
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A Proud, Unpleasant Sort of Man by angel_deux
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Mar 2017
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It takes Cassian Andor and Han Solo an embarrassingly long time to realize that they aren't each other's rivals.
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15 Dec 2023
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The Wild Geese's Tomb by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2021
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Lan Zhan dies two years before canon and promptly wakes up in the library at Cloud Recesses right across from Wei Wuxian, napping facedown in a pile of copywork.
He has a lot of questions. Is this the afterlife? If it's not, then is he alone with his memories? And most importantly, what does he need to do to keep his soulmate alive this time?
Wei Ying did not stir as he knelt down by the desk. It had been so long since Lan Zhan had seen those beloved features and even longer since he’d been allowed to either get or stay this close to Wei Ying.
He looked so different from Lan Zhan’s memories; apple cheeked, clean, and relaxed.
Lan Zhan clamped both hands over his own mouth to stop the pained noise that threatened to escape him. Hot tears spilled down his face as he watched the young, safe, and whole boy sleep. His stomach cramped with the effort of holding the sound in, but he’d sooner die than wake Wei Ying up.
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19 Nov 2023
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By the Broken Lock That Freed Me by inexplicifics for starbirdrampant (ineasako22)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Oct 2022
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Aiden takes a contract on the Duke of Velen. He's not expecting the most interesting part of the whole affair to be meeting the duke's betrothed.
His daemon thinks they should keep her. Aiden's not sure how that will work, given that he's already got a Wolf and doesn't know how Lambert and his daemon might feel about adding someone else to their little pack, but it's awfully tempting.
And Cats aren't very good at resisting temptation.
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- Part 1 of Broken Lock 'verse
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- 9/9
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11 Nov 2023
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The Rouge King | 红粉大王 by vivisextion
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Nov 2020
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Nie Huaisang's love of makeup turns into a business empire that has some interesting consequences.
AKA Nie Huaisang invents Sephora, saves the jiāng hú, and looks damn good doing it. With the help of his best friend and business partner Meng Yao, of course. Business twinks: they've got shit to do, people to kiss, and sect leaders to kill.
Who run the world? Twinks!
[Smut in Chapters 10 & 11]
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- Part 1 of The Rouge King
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- 12/12
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22 Oct 2023
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what builds a home by Stratisphyre for cl410
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Apr 2021
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Two children, Meng Shi decides, cannot possibly be that much more work than one.
On the run from the Jin, Meng Shi encounters another young boy in need of love, a family and a home.
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23 Sep 2023
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Over the course of one year, four magical researchers slowly uncover the secrets of the Institute they work for, and embark on a quest to destroy a series of powerful cursed tomes. Over the course of one hundred years, seven unlikely companions escape the destruction of their world and flee across the multiverse from the cosmic entity of ever-hungering fear that they unwittingly released by destroying a series of powerful cursed tomes. Whoops.
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- 10/10
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18 Sep 2023
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A Change in Perspective by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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"These are potions of perspective. Each one will give you a dream that will show you your life in a new light. This one shows you how the world would look if you had never been born. This one shows you what would happen if you died. But I am going to give you this one. This one shows you what you need to be happy. Not--and this is important--not what you want."
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Nandor goes to the witches for help with him vampire depression, and gets a potion that will help him figure out what he needs to be happy. It's not all smooth sailing--he may not like what the potion has to say, and everyone may not love the changes he's about to make, and no one can ever, ever find out that he went to the semen-stealing witches for help.But hey. It's better than super slumber.
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04 Sep 2023
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From The Bottom of Your Lungs by IShipThem
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Sep 2021
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She feels like he’s peeling every layer of her being, one by one by one. And when he gets to her bones, he’ll find something she’ll never be able to run away from.
“…you,” the stranger says, his hands flexing into fists. Unclenching again. “You are…”
Gideon holds her breath. She doesn’t know why she thinks so, but it seems to her that Harrow does as well.
The corner of the man’s lips twitches up in a smile.
“You’re the spitting image of your mother.”
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Or: what if Pyrrha rescued Gideon from the Ninth as a child?
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13 Aug 2023
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“If you’re going to ask me to solve yet another one of your problems,” Jin Guangyao said mildly to Nie Huaisang when he had, yet again, burst into his office in a whirlwind of definitely-too-frilly-to-be-appropriate court dress, “then I’ll remind you that last time, I told you I wouldn’t be helping you if it was anything short of someone dying.”
“But that’s just it, san-ge!” Nie Huaisang said, clapping his hands together. “Someone did die!”
(In which Nie Huaisang is definitely not solving a murder, but fully intends to solve the mystery of why Nie Mingjue and Jin Guangyao think they can't be friends anymore.)
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01 Aug 2023
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As the new Archivist debates between life and death, the Eye ponders on what to offer him in order to avoid an encore of the unfortunate situation with his predecessor.
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Gerard Keay opens his eyes at what feels like fuck-ass in the morning, inside a room with far too little space and far too much dust.
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30 Jul 2023
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CORUCAFSS: Case no 9877882 (Jango Fett v. Jedi Order) by Zirakinbar
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Feb 2022
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Jango Fett marries Shmi Skywalker and decides he’d like his step-son back from the Jedi, thanks very much. Obi-Wan Kenobi would much prefer if the notorious bounty hunter could stop stalking his Padawan. Maleena Wendin, of Coruscant’s Children and Family Support Services, just wants this whole mess off her desk.
(Could Mr. Fett please clarify what he means by “the Jedi taking a nine-year-old into an active warzone”? No reasonable adult would – oh. Oh no.)
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- 6/6
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15 Jul 2023
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“Sizhui, tell me,” Wei Wuxian says. “Does this feel... familiar to you?”
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After running into Lan Zhan on a night hunt, Wei Wuxian is cursed to live the same day over and over and over.
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19 Jun 2023
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Paperbark by MarsDiogenes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 May 2023
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Businessman Nie Huaisang brings bonsai master Lan Zhan a nearly dead tree.
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- 1/1
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27 May 2023