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“I love you.”
As soon as the words left his mouth, Simon regretted them. Not the meaning behind the words, of course, (he was so in love it was actually a little terrifying), but the timing was the problem.
He’d only been on four official dates with Baz.
Four.
Just four.
This was not the time to be proclaiming love to one another. (No matter how hard and fast Simon had fallen)
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- Part 4 of Coffee shop AU
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Simon arrives at Baz's apartment thirty minutes early and learns something very interesting about his boyfriend (of two months, sixteen days and two hours).
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- Part 3 of Coffee shop AU
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When Baz told Simon that he was doing a double major in English Literature, and Music (as well as being captain of the football team. Simon got to see him in action last week. His boyfriend was fucking ruthless on the field) he was genuinely surprised.
“Why? You don’t think I can?”
“No, it’s not that! It’s just, sometimes you give off the vibe of someone who’d rather murder a person with violin strings rather than play them, it’s all very surprising. I think you’re perfect at everything.”
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- Part 2 of Coffee shop AU
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Simon works at a coffee shop on campus and is harassed on a bi-weekly basis by Mr. Rude Guy with the Grey Eyes (Grey Eyes for short because Simon was lazy and didn’t know his actual name).
“He didn’t even say thank you!”
Penny had tried to reason with him. “He never says thank you. He’s got us all trained to make his drink without saying anything. I doubt he hates you, he’s probably just having a bad day! Now, stop glaring at him and clean your damn milk pitchers, your bar is a mess!”
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- Part 1 of Coffee shop AU
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October 2, 1979
2:33 a.m.Lily drinks wine on her one month wedding anniversary and muses on not only being married to the ‘most wonderful man in the world a.k.a. James Fleamont Potter’, but ‘the most wonderful man in the world a.k.a. James Fleamont Potter’ and his three very best friends.
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- Part 55 of Muggle Mishaps
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September 3, 1979
Remus makes the mistake of complaining to his boss about his boyfriend's adamant refusal to use cooling charms all summer. Sirius finds out and a day at the beach is obviously in order.
“Where are my swim trunks?” James’s voice was muffled as he rummaged through his bag.
“I have no idea!”
“Fine, don’t tell me. I don’t need them anyways.”
“You wouldn’t—oh you would! Moony! Give Prongs back his swim trunks! Now!”
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- Part 54 of Muggle Mishaps
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June 20, 1979
All Remus wanted to do was come home, make himself a nice hot cup of tea, have a good cuddle with an overly excitable boyfriend, and watch some bad muggle television.
Sirius, as the best wedding planner in the world, has other plans.
“Muggles love magicians, Moony. Obviously, if I want Prongs and Evans to have the second best wedding ever, I have to impress the muggles with magic.”
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- Part 53 of Muggle Mishaps
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A Wizard, a Witch, and a Wedding by JA_Authoress for
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 May 2016
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May 14, 1979
Lily's been pressured into having a wedding. James is caught up in the early stages of planning and quickly drowns, seeking sanctuary in his best mates. What he did not count on was his best mates getting involved in the wedding planning.
“We are literally the best people for the job. I would give you our resume, but you’ve experienced and/or witnessed about half of it, a quarter of it are things we ‘allegedly did but were never caught for’, and the final quarter is of the questionable illegality sort, so… I hereby solemnly swear to make sure we do everything in our power to make this the most spectacular Marauder wedding ever. Only to be surpassed when Remus and I get married, of course.”
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- Part 52 of Muggle Mishaps
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April 1, 1979
Sirius found out about poissons d'avril. Naturally, he and Lily have a competition to see how many fish they could stick on people's backs without being noticed.
“It’s raining!”
“It’s barely a drizzle, Black, it’ll probably clear up soon enough.”
“But the paper’s melting!”
“What?!"
“How do we keep score if it shrivels up and melts off?”
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- Part 51 of Muggle Mishaps
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March 24, 1979
With the end of their Montreal adventures in sight, Lily, Peter, and Remus must determine who has to sit next to James on the flight back to England.
“The person who can correctly guess if Black is insulting, swearing, or complimenting someone get a point. Person with the most points gets the seat to themselves.” Peter made a squeak of protest. “Person with the least sits next to James.” Lily shuddered at the memory. “Middle gets Black. Deal?”
“Deal.”
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- Part 50 of Muggle Mishaps
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March 17, 1979
The Marauder and Lily celebrate St. Patrick's Day in Montreal.
“Hold me Moony, I feel like I’m in a sea of Slytherins!”
“Yes, but these people are happy, Padfoot, there’s no way they’re Slytherins. They’re Canadian.”
“But Moony! There’s green EVERYWHERE!”
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- Part 49 of Muggle Mishaps
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March 15, 1979
The Marauders and Lily depart for their Montreal adventures! Unfortunately, due to James and Sirius, this involves taking a muggle airplane.
“Moony, why does the nice stewardess lady keep giving me peanuts?"
“Probably because she wants you to sit down and shut up, Pads, but she’s just too polite to say it.”
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- Part 48 of Muggle Mishaps
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March 10, 1979
Remus has help celebrating his 19th birthday.
“MESSR PRONGS IS REQUESTING THAT MESSR MOONY FINISH WORK EARLY.”
“MESSR WORMTAIL WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY BEG MESSR MOONY TO FINISH WORK EARLY.”
“THE FUTURE MISSUS PRONGS WOULD STRONGLY ENCOURAGE MESSR MOONY TO LEAVE WORK AT ONCE SO HIS ANNOYING BOYFRIEND WILL STOP BEING A COMPLETE AND UTTER WHINY TOSSER.”
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- Part 47 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 14, 1979
Valentine's Day has finally arrived! Remus manages to surprise Sirius by upholding a sacred Marauder tradition involving balloons. Sirius is ridiculous (as usual), and together the best boyfriends in England proceed to crash James's romantic ballroom dancing event with Evans.
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- Part 46 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 13, 1979
Another full moon come and gone, and Valentine's Day right around the corner, Sirius Black makes sure his boyfriend's on his way to recovery. And should he be wooed in the process, that's even better.
“I was expecting French Toast.”
“But you wouldn’t have been able to eat it if it were French Toast.”
“I’m so happy you lot realized that after a few months in Second Year.”
“Oi! We were, like, twelve! How were we supposed to know that recovering people shouldn’t eat things like Belgian chocolate cakes and treacle tarts?”
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- Part 45 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 11, 1979
It's the day before the full moon, and Sirius decides a muggle greenhouse is the perfect, relaxing date.
“None of these plants are going to try and eat me, right?”
“It’s a muggle greenhouse, Padfoot.”
“And you’re sure none of them are going to spit on me and turn my skin green?”
“No! What happened to you in Herbology that I don’t know about?”
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- Part 44 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 7, 1979
Sirius is called away on for training, but don't worry, he left a series of surprises for his boyfriend at home.
‘Look on the door!’ said the hot pink sticky note.
Remus frowned and turned around. There was another note stuck to the back of the door.
‘Remus is hard to rhyme, so Moony you’ll be this whole time. Get ready for fun, don’t you dare run, I solemnly swear this will (probably) turn out fine.’
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- Part 43 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 5, 1979
It was too quiet yesterday. Remus's suspicions are confirmed when he receives a candy gram at work from his boyfriend, of his boyfriend... and his backup dancers.
Sirius Black stood in the middle of the shop, sporting a posh overcoat, frills, and a pair of old fashioned tights that fit him all too well.
He smirked. Then opened his mouth and started to sing a familiar tune.
“You are my moonshine—”
“Oh hell.”
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- Part 42 of Muggle Mishaps
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February 3, 1979
Sirius and Remus start out the night on a quest for curry. Instead they wind up crashing James and Lily's date night.
“No worries, Prongs. You’ll hardly even know we’re here. Oh look! They have the scallops wrapped in bacon, your favourite, Moony. And garlic bread! Brilliant! It’s a good thing you’re a werewolf and not a vampire, Moony, I wouldn’t want to give up garlic bread to kiss you.”
“Very true, I would have had to put up with his mooning for several more years. Thank you Moony for being a werewolf.”
“JAMES POTTER! I wanted dinner with you! NOT you and your other halves.”
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- Part 41 of Muggle Mishaps
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Couples Cooking: Cocoa Catastrophe by JA_Authoress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2016
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The events of January 31, 1979 to February 2, 1979
Sirius Black needs to woo his chocolate loving werewolf boyfriend. Obviously this involves cooking, and who better to help than James? How hard could chocolate be to cook with?
Answer: very hard.
“I’m coordinating Valentine’s Day with Prongs.” Remus made a strangled noise. “Now, I know what you’re thinking, but I solemnly swear, we will be on our best behaviour. Floo us if necessary, but for the love of Merlin, don’t go over to his flat. You’re not the least bit curious about what I’m up to?”
“Well, obviously the suspense is killing me, but I am incredibly patient—” Sirius snorted. “—and as long as it’s Prongs’s kitchen your buggering up, I’m not overly concerned.”
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- Part 40 of Muggle Mishaps