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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    29 Dec 2023

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    “Demons have laws?” Aziraphale asks, head cocked to the side. 

    “Well, insofar as nature has laws, yes. Is that your final request? Is that what it’ll be?”

    Aziraphale takes a moment to contemplate this. “Yes.” 

    Crowley nods, then holds the pad of his thumb out to Aziraphale’s mouth. “Lick it,” he commands.

    “Excuse me?” Aziraphale squeaks. Crowley notes that this is the first time Aziraphale has been outwardly puzzled at literally anything Crowley has done. 

    “In order for a demonic contract to be solidified, there needs to be a mixing of biological matter, and I’m assuming you’re not into bloodletting,” Crowley says, eyes wide. He’s been wrong before.

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    Aziraphale, a human, has grown used to being alone. 

    Everything changes for him when a unique occult relic falls into his hands and loops him into a contract with a mild-mannered (if a bit snarky) demon named Crowley. 

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    27 Dec 2023

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    “You know it makes sense then! It would be beneficial for us both, as co-captains. Should something happen, God forbid, to you or myself, we know the other will be in good hands and can take care of what’s left.”
    Stede is very excited about this, while Ed would prefer not to think about something happening to Stede. He must be making some kind of face, because Stede puts a hand on his, gently.
    “There’s no one I trust more than you.”
    Ed swallows, heartbeat like that drum in the rec room. “Same.”
    Stede looks at him, bright-eyed. “Will you be my matelot, Ed?”

    (stede and ed get fake married and then realize they're actually real married.)

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    06 Jan 2023

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    "The thing that fools him, just emerging out of sleep, rum-soused head aching, is the light. It’s the same dreamy half-light that he associates with a fuckery; men distrust their own senses in this kind of light and hesitate a half-second too long before a blow or a shot or a shove."
     
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    A few weeks after he re-embraces Blackbeard, Edward Teach wakes up in bed with Stede Bonnet. Only problem? He can't remember how the hell he and Stede reconciled, why The Revenge is heading to Nassau, or anything else that's happened in the past five years.

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    10 Jul 2022