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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Katara and Azula navigate their way through Azula's coronation and planning their wedding. It might not be so hard, but Katara has to muddle her way through her expectations of being a Fire Lady too. Sequel of sorts to Measure Each Step to Infinity.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    “Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”

    “Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”

    He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”

    “Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.

    To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.

    He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.

    After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.

    Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.

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    20 Nov 2025