Jay_isnotokay
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Calum Hood hated coffee.
He hated the taste, the smell, the way it made him feel. The whole nine yards. But, anytime Ashton asked him to go to the local coffee shop down the street, he always said yes.
Not because he liked coffee, but because he liked the coffee boy.
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or Calum Hood has a crush on a barista, plenty of coffee making ensues.
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“You can’t be sick and horny, it’s against the law I think.”
“Well, lock me up and throw away the key ‘cause I’m definitely both of those things.”
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- Part 11 of Fanfic February 2022!
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“Ashton, did you buy a fucking whip?” Calum panted into a giggle as pulled away, pressing his and Ashton’s foreheads together.
“Of fucking course I did.”
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- Part 10 of Fanfic February 2022!
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Michael smiled a mischievous grin, “We should start an only fans.”
And Ashton almost choked on his own spit, “We should start a what?”
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- Part 9 of Fanfic February 2022!
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"Alrighty, Luke," Ashton sighed as he put the car in park, "if I hop in the back seat, and you ride me, will that suffice?"
"I mean, it should. Fuck it, let's do it."
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- Part 8 of Fanfic February 2022!
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“Anyway,” Calum says, “I’ve been thinking about it, and I wanted to talk to you about it, because I kinda think it would be a really good idea for us to fuck each other.”
Luke chokes on his water.
Calum slaps him on the back a few times, even though Luke has told him over and over that doesn’t do anything to help.
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22 Aug 2025
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there's no way he can keep this a secret. he knows himself too well. it's a much better idea to tell him sooner rather than later, but fuck, how do you tell your best friend that you just got off to a video of them getting rammed from behind?
his finger hovers over the call button of tyler's contact, a lump in his throat. does he really have to tell him he got off to it? he could just say he found it and called him right away.
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in which josh accidentally finds tyler's porn account and takes it as the perfect opportunity to ask him to be friends with benefits.
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16 Sep 2024
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The intended sentiment of Best Years allows him to put himself in a pair of shoes he’d love to wear, it allows him to transport himself into a future where he has what he wants with who he wants it with, and gets to promise all three of them that he’ll do his best to be a good partner to them until the end of his days. And he thinks he would be. If given the chance, he believes he would make for a good boyfriend. Partner. Whatever they’d wanna call him.
Luke would want to call them his partners, he thinks, regardless of what they would want to call him.
A story about being certain of where your place in life is but being unsure about how to find your way there.
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01 Dec 2023
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"The odds are against me." Michael mopes. "I’m never gonna get my dick in you."
Or, the five times that Michael and Calum tried (and failed) to set the mood, and the one time they got it right.
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19 Feb 2022
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Michael came up with the craziest idea to end their tour; an idea, which he knew Luke would love. Calum had already agreed but there was one problem, Ashton was still reluctant. All he had to do was to convince the stubborn drummer, something he knew he would manage to do easily, and they would end up having the greatest end-of-tour party.
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- Part 34 of SLFL(Suck Luke Fuck Luke)
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16 Aug 2021