JesseFromHumanResources
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My Favourite Stranger by JesseFromHumanResources
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
28 Apr 2025
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Mack and Lachlan had some tough luck this year, and now they're both out of a job. Good thing there's a unique job opportunity just for them: living in Bikini Bottom as your favorite squid and sponge.
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*keikakou means plan
I was told to write a sestina, which is a very difficult form of poetry that court poets used to flex on each other. So I wrote one for you. You'll see...
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Game Theory: When and How Should Companies Cater to Fandoms? by JesseFromHumanResources
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
18 May 2023
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I did a project for my Applied Game Theory class because for some dang reason I'm an economics major, so I chose to do it about the Bowuigi situation.
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Plumbing Pal by JesseFromHumanResources
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
26 Apr 2023
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You're Mario, and Toad found you~
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The Musk of Greed by JesseFromHumanResources
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Elon musk - Fandom, CIA - Fandom
27 Apr 2023
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Elon stole his heart. What was Mr. Krabs to do?
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After a brutal day of cumulative sensory triggers at Caltech—flickering lights, dropped objects, irregular machinery noises, and a catastrophic cafeteria tray crash—Sheldon returns home in full meltdown. Leonard, attuned to his partner’s needs, initiates a meticulous, science-infused recovery protocol: deep pressure therapy, weighted blankets, texture rotation, precise temperature controls, auditory cleansing with tuning forks and pink noise, peeled grapes in perfect grids, and low-volume Doctor Who (“The Next Doctor”) as predictable, pattern-rich comfort viewing. Through gentle narration, rhythmic touches, forehead presses confirming “frequency match,” and quiet affirmations, Leonard helps Sheldon reboot, turning overload into safety and home.
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- Part 3 of 28 Days Of Shelnard Fics:Leonard/Sheldon
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05 Jun 2026
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Fall Into the Darkside *EMOTIONAL* *2015* *NOT READBAIT* by Anonymous
Fandoms: Politics - Fandom, Warriors - Erin Hunter
30 Nov 2025
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''Well, well, well...'' Trumpstar meowed, flipping his bangs as he inched closer to Joestar. ''I didn't think you'd show up.''
''Trumpstar, you've gone too far!'' Joestar hissed in his gravelly, sore voice. ''We don't have to do this. We can leave our clans alone, and resume back to our duties! We shouldn't fight!''
''Petty, unnecessary clarifications..'' Trumpstar muttered. ''The White House is ours for the taking, Sleepy Joestar. And if you object, you'll have to get through RedClan.
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After leaving BlueClan wounded from a previous attack, Trumpstar has decided to try and claim the White House for his own.Joestar, however, refuses to succumb to the furious claws of Trumpstar.
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04 Jun 2026
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Sheldon planned every minute of his life. He just didn't plan on needing intensive care. Between one anxiety attack and one Star Trek marathon, Sheldon will discover that the scariest thing in the universe isn't dark matter. It's letting someone take care of you
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- Part 1 of Sheldon's Stories
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02 Jun 2026
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“Do you feel any pain?” Her voice came from somewhere above his head.
“No.” A pause. “Thank you.” It grated him to have to thank her.
“You’re welcome. Um, would you mind moving your head?” She said nervously.
Sheldon paused. He hadn’t noticed but at some point his head had fallen and he had leaned it against her stomach, right underneath her bosom. Standing up quickly he put distance between them.
“I apologize. I-”
“Nononono, I know healing can have a relaxing effect on people.” She interrupted him.
He couldn’t face her, he kept his eyes on the ceiling. “I appreciate your help Madam. If you don’t mind, I'll finish my shower.” He moved back towards the bathroom.
“Penelope.” Her voice stopped him and he glanced at her. She didn’t look upset. “My name is Penelope.”
Bookmarked by JesseFromHumanResources
28 May 2026
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Idk why I want this but I totally do
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It's Not Easy Being Green by OxFicNight
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, The Muppets - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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“But it’s 2AM”, Phil pleaded, “There’s no other hotels in the area. And I’ve already paid.”
“Soz”, the clerk repeated, “Nothing I can do.”
“But please…”
“I have an idea”, Kermit said “it’s only for 1 night right? We can just share the room.”
“But there’s only one bed” Phil said.
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14 Nov 2025