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Within five seconds of withstanding the incessant stuttering, Hao believes he’s figured out what his deal is. He’s got this guy pegged, for sure.
Seems that the operator’s found himself what they refer to in the biz as a “unicorn” – a completely inexperienced, virgin, caller. Probably some closeted, unattractive dude in the tech field living in his parents’ basement, with zero social skills and a lot of time on his grubby, sweaty hands.
This is going to be fun, Hao jests to himself.
Zhang Hao truly has his hands full, juggling university in a foreign country by day and working a full-time gig as a phone sex hotline operator by night. The monotony of his lonely life has become tiresome, but fear not! For herein enters a new client named Hanbin Sung who possesses the capability to change just that.
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07 Jun 2026
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We got you by Dancingrosins
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band)
27 Oct 2024
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"You can leave if you want," Hanbin says, his voice much softer, more reassuring than Hao’s. There’s a touch of concern in his eyes now as he looks at Jaehyun. "We won’t hold it against you."
Jaehyun’s heart pounds, the tension in his chest making it hard to breathe. Part of him does want to leave, to escape the overwhelming intensity of the situation—but another part of him, a part he doesn’t fully understand, doesn’t. There’s something about the way Hanbin is looking at him, something that makes him feel like he shouldn’t go. Not yet.
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Jaehyun gets invited to his co-worker, Hanbin's house to have dinner with his boyfriend.Bookmarked by JoonieJuly
30 Dec 2024
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take it 'cause you earned it (step into your power) by neulstrology (sansangism)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
12 Sep 2024
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Hanbin tries, and fails to be a brat in order to provoke Hao into treating him more roughly. However, he stumbles across a way to get what he wants.
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- Part 4 of puppy hybrid!hanbin au
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02 Nov 2024
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you want a picket fence and a wife (you're so full of surprises) by neulstrology (sansangism)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
04 Oct 2024
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Hanbin gets called lao po, wife, during his live. Hao notices the effect is has on Hanbin, and decides to give Hanbin exactly what he wants.
For Kinktober Day 4 - Feminisation
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03 Nov 2024
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try it, bite it, lick it, spit it (yeah, i think he's with it) by neulstrology (sansangism)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
18 Aug 2024
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After the Daechinso live on Hanbin's birthday, Hao realises that he kind of wants to watch his boyfriend and his boyfriend's friend/co-worker make out.
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03 Nov 2024
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A little bunny is cornered by an intimidating wolf who loves it when his prey runs away.
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20 May 2021
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Hoseok can't wait to meet his mate.
He ends up with three.
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02 May 2021
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Prince Yoongi has never been touched.
Adviser Jungkook wants to touch so badly.
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21 Mar 2021
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Yoongi looks around at all of them and says, “Let me be clear: I am not wearing the penalty maid outfit out of this room.”
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08 Mar 2021
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Lips parting, Ggukie licks around his dusty fingers, giggling at the ticklish sensation as he cleans the pollen off.
It feels nice, the firmness of his fingers against his sensitive tongue when it curls and twists between the wet digits, licking up everything until all he can taste is himself.
The tingling grows and god, his mouth feels so empty. He shoves his fingers into his mouth sucks on them. He moans softly, and huffs a laugh, muffled around his hand when the friction tickles his buzzing lips, all pretty pink and shiny.
Sometimes Ggukie wishes he had someone to play with. Someone who’d lick at his mouth and give him something of theirs to suck on. Maybe they’d taste different than him! Like the pretty pollen they eat! He does like to try new things. Always a good boy, trying everything once before deciding if he likes it or not.Or the one where Tiny Gguk loves to play and make new friends, and loves getting his hole stuffed because only the bestest boy's get to be nice and stuffed.
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- Part 1 of Twitter Drabbles/Fics
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06 Mar 2021
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"I think I'm about to die," Jungkook managed to gasp, feeling like he could finally breathe, hands coming to his chest to stop his heart from beating it's way out of his ribs. "I just met Jung Hoseok. And he growled at me."
Jimin squeezed Jungkook's face hard in shock, Jungkook letting out a weak wail.
"You met THE Jung Hoseok?? Jungkook, are you serious??"
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The fic where Omega Jungkook wins a charity auction date with his beloved idol, Alpha Jung Hoseok, and doesn't know how to function.
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04 Mar 2021
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18 Feb 2021
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“Can you believe we raised such disrespectful children, Jungkook-ah?” Hoseok shakes his head forlornly. “Ah, wherever did we go wrong?”
“I don’t know, hyung,” Jungkook grins, rather too wide, “After all the hours I slave away at the office just to put a roof over their heads and food in their bellies, you’d think they’d be more grateful.”
“Ah, ah, ah,” Hoseok chides, turning to tap the tip of Jungkook’s nose delicately with a finger. “Not hyung, noona. I’m your wife, remember?”
Jungkook’s hands, where they’ve migrated to rest at Hoseok’s waist, clench almost violently.
“N-noona,” he corrects himself, in a near-whisper.
(Or: Hoseok has to dress in drag for the House of Army skit. Jungkook likes it... a lot.)
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03 Feb 2021
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If he focuses on the things being said about Seokjin, it’s always a simple no-mix ‘handsome,’ which Seokjin is. He’s very handsome. So, Yoongi doesn’t know exactly what it is that’s bothering Seokjin all that much. Yoongi has apparently been declared ‘cute’ unanimously, which he’s pretending not to be annoyed by. But maybe he’s not pretending well enough, because he notices Seokjin looking at him.
Translations: Russian, Turkish, Italian, and Portoguese on wattpad and on ao3 <3
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- Part 8 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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02 Feb 2021
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If you’d asked Namjoon a few years ago to predict how he’d be spending Friday nights in his 20s, he definitely would not have answered: crouched on his knees in sweats and his favorite Ryan hoodie, drawing a summoning circle on his bedroom floor. And yet, here he is.
Or, Namjoon has a fundamental misunderstanding about the definition of virgin blood, and Jimin is a demon (and a menace).
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02 Feb 2021
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Yoongi and Jungkook share a quiet night in after a long day. Jungkook eats some spicy ramen and gets a little teary-eyed, which gives Yoongi some unholy ideas.
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02 Feb 2021
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"What do you want for your birthday hyung?"
Seokjin narrows his eyes and says; "sex tape. Something very embarrassing, compromising and labor-intensive."
It's not something Seokjin had actually been thinking about wanting, like, at all, but now that he's invested in making his boyfriends' lives more difficult he's not gonna back down. "I want you to role-play something really awkward for me… one of those super cheesy bad porno scenes. Like, man comes home from work early and finds the plumber screwing his husband."
Namjoon lets out a loud burst of laughter while Junkook grins, just a little wide-eyed. Then Namjoon turns towards Kook and says; "he's not being serious."
"—Oh I am!! Being serious! This is the only thing I want for my birthday, and if I don't get it I'll be very upset with both of you for a very long time!!"
or: Seokjin, while annoyed at his boyfriends one evening, accidentally convinces them to record a sex tape with him where they act out a bad-porno-style "plumber fucked my husband" scenario. If only they could stop laughing long enough to make it work...
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- Part 1 of Namjinkook make terrible porn
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29 Jan 2021
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Jeon Jungkook isn’t one to worry, and it hasn't steered him wrong thus far. But something about his best friend's brother has never sat right with him. His heart thrums wildly when the alpha is around, and his palms get sweaty. If he hasn't been to the doctors dozens of times, he'd be sure it was the flu. But Jungkook doesn't worry because if he ever did, he'd have to put two and two together and realize he's in love with Min Yoongi and there's no fucking way he's doing that.
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Ever since he presented, Jeon Jungkook has been fucking his best friend's brother and maybe never clearing up what they were to each other is the biggest mistake of his life.
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28 Jan 2021
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The Do's and Dont's of App Dating: A Guide by Jeon Jungkook by Kumatokkii
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Jul 2021
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Step One: Use cute photos on the app to attract potential suitors!
Step Two: Don't be too disappointed when they only want to fuck. Use these moments to eat as much on the dates as possible!
Step Three: Don't fall too hard for the handsome, sweet, caring ones!
Step Four: And if you do, don't date them all at once!
(Oops...Step Four failed-)
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19 Jan 2021
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“I… I had a wet dream,” Yoongi whispered, hands growing sweaty.
He paused, heart pounding.
“It was about you and… uhh… n-not me.”
“What do you mean?” Jungkook looked so curious, eyes wide and pretty.
Yoongi kinda wanted to die and sink into the floor.
“I dreamed you were being fucked by someone else.”
“Oh,” Jungkook swallowed, eyes wide. “Uhh… and… that made you cum?”
Yoongi grimaced.
“...yeah...”
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Min Yoongi dreams about his beautiful, insatiable boyfriend Jeon Jungkook being fucked by a stranger and enjoys it far too much, to his own horror. Struggling with his new-found kink and Hot New Housemate Kim Taehyung (who can't keep his eyes off Yoongi's boyfriend), Yoongi realises this kink isn't going away any time soon, and Jungkook doesn't seem to mind in the slightest...
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Bookmarked by JoonieJuly
18 Jan 2021