17 Bookmarks by JordanTheNoodle
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Hank puts on his dress blues to attend a formal DPD event with Connor.
The question is, will they even make it to the dinner in time?
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24 May 2019
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A Throat Full of Thorns by orphan_account for Kales
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
10 Mar 2019
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It's Connor's birthday, and Hank buys him a bouquet of roses. Who doesn't like roses?
Connor doesn't. This is news to the both of them.
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Or: Where Connor didn't entirely leave his baggage at the door when he became deviant.
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06 Feb 2019
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wonderfully and beautifully intoxicating by goldengan
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Jan 2019
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North has a surprise waiting along the bookshelves of the Manfred mansion.
Chloe, unsurprisingly, has other ideas.
A holiday prompt fill that turned into proper BDSM and aftercare
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- Part 6 of Holiday Prompt Fills for 2018
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11 Jan 2019
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Premium Colombian Roast by orphan_account for heartbroken_girl, pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Dec 2018
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RK pitches his voice louder, just enough to start getting stares: “Where do you get your premium Colombian roast, detective Reed?”
Gavin’s whole body seizes, hands flailing in an aborted attempt to slap themselves over RK’s mouth. “Shut up - shut your fucking mouth!” He hisses, furious and embarrassed.
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Gavin Reed is a vegan gym rat and a coffee snob - somehow, RK900 is into that.
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- English
- Words:
- 29,818
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 175
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- 3,088
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- 562
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- 29,256
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09 Jan 2019
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There but for the Grace of God by staticsighs
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
08 Jan 2019
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If Connor's going to act like a brat, then Hank's going to treat him like one. Naturally, from there it spirals downward. Connor is faced with temptation, and makes a choice.
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09 Jan 2019
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Connor has a hard time expressing his emotions - it can make him seem cold and unresponsive sometimes, which is the last thing he wants. On the other hand, he does have a helpful mood light in his temple that he’s rather fond of, and more than any other part, Josh thinks it would be easy to upgrade…
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- Part 6 of Corvid Creations
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- English
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- 7,537
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 2
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- 144
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- 3,821
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- 24,647
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07 Jan 2019
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Hank Anderson & His Android Sons (ft. Emotions) by fandombarf
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
30 Aug 2019
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- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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06 Jan 2019
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A collection of fics set during and after the main story, with some prompts from my tumblr.
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- 61,248
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- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 450
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01 Jan 2019
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Gavin Reed Wants to Cum More Than He Wants to Die by nowblossoming
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
02 Mar 2019
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fucking gavin up, lovingly of course
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- 32,499
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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01 Jan 2019
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Markus’ definition of ‘distracting’ Simon may or may not have involved wearing the suit he knows Simon likes, ‘accidentally’ dropping his pen in front of him no less than eight times, kissing him senseless whenever they were left alone for long enough only to stop and act like nothing happened, and generally being a gigantic tease.
For ten hours straight.
The point is, Markus should’ve anticipated Simon would crack at some point.
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30 Dec 2018
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Connor is insatiable and Hank can't keep up with him, due to the limitations of the human body. His pride slightly wounded by the fact that he can't satisfy his android partner in bed, he decides to level the playing field with a little performance enhancement of his own.
His bright idea? That's right. Viagra.
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26 Dec 2018
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“Connor,” Hank says in a very reasonable tone, “what the fuck was that?”
“It was a social gathering.”
“Uh-huh. A fuckin’ orgy is what it was.”
“I’m well aware of what happens at an orgy, Hank.”
AKA the one in which Hank discovers what his prissy android partner gets up to at the weekend and very much wishes he hadn't.
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- English
- Words:
- 37,761
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 243
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- 1,560
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- 340
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- 17,230
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25 Dec 2018
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Wait For Me Under The Mistletoe by Reis_Asher
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
21 Dec 2018
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When Ben Collins collapses with a mild heart attack, Hank is asked to play Santa at the Detroit Police Department's Christmas gift drive. All he can think about is Cole, and he refuses to take the job until Connor convinces him otherwise.
On the day of the event, Hank has to face the grief of losing his son all over again as he sees the other parents happy with their children. Unable to cope, he self-medicates with alcohol and becomes the drunk Santa he feared he would be.
Connor steps in and saves Hank from humiliating himself, but Hank snaps at Connor, spilling jealous thoughts while drunk. As he sobers up, he realizes he needs to kick the habit if he has any chance of ever deserving to be with the android he loves.
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23 Dec 2018
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After the annual Take Your Kid to Work Day at the DCPD, Connor decides he wants a baby. Hank's going to have to talk it over with him before he helps Connor out with his new desires. Nines doesn't know what babysitting entails, and Gavin could really try to be a bit more help.
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23 Dec 2018
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Connor notices that his colleague has been acting different lately, and he wants to know why.
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- Part 4 of leo writes dbh fics and cries
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21 Dec 2018
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After a night of drunken online shopping, a shiny white box shows up at Hank's house.
Unfortunately for him, sexbots have a 'no returns' policy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,175
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 334
- Kudos:
- 1,695
- Bookmarks:
- 292
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- 34,103
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20 Dec 2018
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merry christmas, you fuckin' toaster by orphan_account
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
14 Dec 2018
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"The one chance you get to have a bit of fun and you choose to be a spoilsport as usual, Reed. Did you straight up murder that wide eyed child in your heart?”
The detective snorted as he took another sip of coffee, leaning back to stare up lazily at the bedazzled officer. “Pretty sure he drank himself into a stupor in 2015.”
“Yeah? You would have been what--thirteen?”
Gavin grinned dryly, awkwardly finger-gunning up at the woman around the grasp of his cup. “And a happy new year, motherfucker.”
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A collection of short prompt fics for the month of December. Most will be featuring RK900 / Gavin Reed but I may sprinkle in a bit of Hankcon + brotherly hijinks with Reed + Kamski.
Happy Holidays, everyone!