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Every Version of You by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
14 Jul 2019
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When Peter ends up in an alternate timeline, he finds himself in a world where he is a successful photographer living his best life with Gwen--
--and Wade is dying of cancer alone in the apartment they used to share.****************
The eyes that opened to peer at him were dark and nearly lifeless, cloudy with pain not quite dulled by the morphine. “You’re not my Peter.” The Wade on the bed rasped, his breath rattling through his lungs. “Which Peter are you?”“Which Peter am I?” he repeated dumbly. “I–what–um–”
“Multiverse, right?” Wade coughed and it was awful. “Always knew you would figure it out one day. What happened, did you and my Peter switch places?”
“No we– I mean yes, multiverse but I’m just here visiting and–” Peter didn’t even know what say, gesturing around to the various machines. “You’re sick. You’re sick and I– what happened? Are you okay? What happened to you?”
“Oh.” Wade smiled and it wasn’t anything like it should have been, weak and shaky and not near bright enough. “Let me guess– I’m not dying of cancer in your universe, am I?”
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- Part 44 of Short Stories!
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12 Oct 2025
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stockholm syndrome by donttouchmyfeet
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
19 Jun 2019
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Peter had been hoping his new neighbor would be boring and low-key. As luck would have it, W.W. was not quiet, and while he did technically mind his own business, he had little to no regard for anybody else’s comfort or sanity. As far as Peter could tell, the person spent as much of his time as possible having raucous, filthy, and occasionally disturbing sex.
AKA: A shameless plug for IKEA.
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12 Oct 2025
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The Care and Keeping of Your Radioactive Spider-Bite Boyfriend by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Apr 2024
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There's always been a line drawn between Peter Parker and Spider-man. Wade is aware that he’s not metaphorically toeing that line, he’s actively disco dancing it into oblivion. And the more he does, the more he realizes how much there is to appreciate about both Peter, and Spider-man.
He's made up a little rhyme about it too!
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- Part 3 of Spidey and Deadpool Sitting in a Tree
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11 Oct 2025
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The One Where Spidey and Deadpool Get Together by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Apr 2024
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- Part 2 of Spidey and Deadpool Sitting in a Tree
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11 Oct 2025
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5 Times Deadpool Thought Spider-Man Was Going to Fight Him, and the One Time He Did by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Mar 2024
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Deadpool is constantly expecting Spider-man to fight him, but he only does about one thing.
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- Part 1 of Spidey and Deadpool Sitting in a Tree
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11 Oct 2025