JuicyGoose



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    When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.

    Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")

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    After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.

    feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

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    When Draco Malfoy is hand picked to investigate a string of curses cropping up in Muggle communities in North America, the last person he wanted to be traveling with was Harry Potter. Still, duty calls, and the two set off on an adventure chasing down mysterious curses, sleeping in cramped hotel rooms, and trying to navigate their newly formed post-War selves as they make their way through small towns and long, dark stretches of highway.

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    10 Jan 2025

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    Harry didn’t exactly expect to see Draco Malfoy return for his last year of education at Hogwarts, and he wouldn’t mind it either, if he was allowed to keep a fair distance from the cocky sod. Unfortunately for him, McGonagall has gotten it to her head that the school’s future lies in inter-house cooperation, and she has implemented some interesting – or completely mental, if Harry’s concerned – changes at Hogwarts. While Harry struggles to adjust to his new roommates and his difficult new tutor who keeps calling him ‘scarhead’, it dawns on him that passing his N.E.W.T.s isn’t going to be the cakewalk he expected. It certainly doesn’t help that Malfoy’s all grown up now, and his soft hair and occasional smiles make Harry’s knees turn into jelly. Will their rivalry stir the cauldron or brew into something else entirely?

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    07 Jan 2025

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