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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    “Why are you out here alone?” Ilya asks. “Who left you here?”

    Hesitantly, Shane’s eyes cast up at the apartment building. Ilya follows his gaze, confused.

    “I’m sorry,” Shane says softly, “I went home with someone.”

    Ilya’s head snaps in his direction. “What?”

     

    -an episode 4 au where shane goes home with the bartender instead of rose, and it goes very, very poorly-

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    “How many men have you been with?”

    Ilya glanced up with interest from the coffee mug he’d been spooning sugar into. Shane had blurted the question out and was now very deliberately concentrating on his poached eggs, though the pink creeping up his ears gave him away.

    “This week, you mean?” Ilya asked calmly.

    Shane looked up at him. For a second, he managed an impressively withering glare. Unfortunately for him, the corner of his mouth twitched.

    “No, asshole. I mean ever. You said there was one guy in Moscow. The, um…”

    “My coach’s son. Yes. He was the first.” Ilya bit the inside of his cheek, mostly to keep his face straight, then added, “Possibly the best too.”

    Shane’s eyes widened with theatrical offense.

    “You’re such a giant dick.”

    “You know who had a giant dick?” Ilya asked wistfully.

    Shane made an outraged noise that broke halfway into a laugh.

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    Lily: U might want to get tested

    Jane: Hilarious. Fuck you.

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    Set in the liminal situationship timeline between episodes 3 and 4.

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    The athletic center has a gym floor, a shower block, a recovery pool, and a sauna. Shane has done something he regrets in all four of them.

    Or - 3 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov almost get caught fooling around in the athletic center, and the 1 time they actually do.

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