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    “Morax,” Xiao says after Zhongli finishes his retelling of the incident. “He thinks you’re a weirdo.”

    “No, don’t say that,” Barbatos snickers. “You’ll give him hope that this is salvageable.” He lowers his voice. “Morax, he thinks you’re a boomer.”

    (In which Zhongli hibernates for centuries and wakes up in the modern world)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Zhongli might as well have just straight up told Childe. He absolutely refuses to think too hard about it.

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    Tartaglia's accidental guide to why Zhongli is most definitely a hundred percent not Rex Lapis. There is nothing suspicious to see here.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Galloway's surprise visit reminds Optimus that interplanetary politics should be the Lord High Protector's job. Megatron demonstrates how it's done.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    When they're done with their grocery list, Soundwave turns to head towards the scanning machines by the entrance. “Targets: acquired.”

    Jazz follow with a quiet chuckle. “Grocery targets.”

    “Mission: successful.”

    “Is this because I complained I don’t get to kill people anymore?”

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Optimus has known he’s irrevocably in love with a warmongering lord of destruction going on a few millennia now, but why on Cybertron his processor has chosen now to start glitching out about it, he cannot fathom.

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    27 Aug 2025