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    Truth be told, Rodrick wasn’t quite sure how their whatever-you-wanna-call-it had started.

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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a vice principal and a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

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  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    “I was just trying to make sure our new friend here is settling in well.” She smiles and scoops a dollop of whipped cream into her mouth with her tongue. Any extra left around her lip was licked up, and a smirk plays on her lips when she notices that he’s frozen, eyes following the motions of her tongue as she playfully cleans up her mouth. 

    The other two make puking sounds from beside them, as Karen and Gretchen approach them. 

    “Regina? What are you… doing?” 

    She turns her head towards them, “Just making sure our friend here is okay.” She places a manicured hand on his thigh, a little too high to be friendly but too low to be taken as anything else, and flashes a smile at him. There it is, the usual fear. 

    “If I could give you some advice though,” she leans in, with hooded eyes and close enough that she’s sure he’s getting assaulted by her perfume, “Find better friends. You don’t want your senior year to be social suicide.” 

    He scoffs, and leans away, “What, friends like yours? I prefer people who are honest to me at least.”

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    Joy's not found in things / Such as necklaces and rings / But in love that's always there

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Regina George. How do you even begin to describe Regina George?

    Definitely not a rebel, for one. But she is.

    After messing around at a basement concert with none other than Rodrick Heffley, she's shocked to see him at North Shore High.

    So is he.

     

    (i can't write blurbs for shit but i promise it'll be a fun read)

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    North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.

    Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
    Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.

    But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend — fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.

    It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.

    Until it isn’t.

    Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?

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