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    Flins is fae. The reality of that does not occur to Rerir. That is — until he has his name stolen. 

    Suddenly, he finds himself in a desperate search for knowledge — what else can this man do? And how can he turn the tables? 

    Meanwhile, Flins is feeling just as desperate — what are the bounds of this power? What did he trade for it? And why can't he remember?

    "The death which you fought so hard to defy is mine to conquer by nature." Flins purred, his eyes glowing that eerie cat-like yellow. For the first time, Rerir saw what so many others did when they set eyes upon him. "Do you fear the dark, Rerir?" He understood why so many would answer 'yes'.

    "The dark is my dominion." Rerir insisted, his mouth curled in a snarl.

    "The dark belongs to no man. One day it will swallow you whole, and spit you out." He leaned in closer, a gentle smile flickering across his face. "You'd best pray I am there, when that day comes. I don't think many others would light a lantern for you. Rerir," he continued, with the force of a name owned, "sleep."

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    TW: canon-typical suicidal ideation from Jayce

    Inspired by a prompt from writing-prompt-s:
    You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, "This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?"

    When Cait and Vi announce their wedding, Jayce is delighted to attend. There's only one problem: Mel is going to be there, and you can bet she won't be alone. Jayce's love life was about as busy as the Academy on a Friday night, and his address book was almost exclusively comprised of people Cait knew, too. There was no way she (or anyone else at that damn wedding) would buy Jayce suddenly dating one of them.

    There was, unfortunately, only one person who could really help him.

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    When Dr. Xeno's funding proposal is rejected by NASA, he finds a very attractive alternative.

    That is, the alternative appears in the form of one Stanley Snyder -- who is very, very attractive. The organised crime doesn't look nearly as good, but there's certainly money to be had, and the things Xeno could do with money!

    Stanley is not what he seems -- but neither is Xeno, and with everyone keeping their cards close to their chests, what could possibly go wrong?

    (Everything. But I promise it's fun!)

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    Rogier awoke, not for the first time, in a cold sweat.

    His alarm said 3am, his brain said “ go back to sleep” and his body said “ no ”.

    A reincarnation fic -- Rogier spends his nights haunted by memories of a darker time and a bright, infuriating man. How will he react when faced with the object of his dreams, his nightmares, standing solid in the light of day?

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    A murder mystery and fantasy adventure, with a choice at the end of every chapter for you to make!


    Tighnari was a cautious man. A simple botanist, running a simple florists’ in a simple town. Dark skin and red eyes lingered in his mind’s eye, but he did his best to bat the imagery away. He kept his head down, and he lived a simple life.

    Cyno was far less cautious. He believed in justice, and he believed a simple life was a life of cowardice. If you could go through an unjust world with no altercations, you were part of the problem.

    When DCI Xiao requests Tighnari's assistance, with a murder case involving strange flowers, the simple botanist nearly refuses. Nearly. Accepting, however, might bring more trouble than he bargained for...

    Mystery after mystery litters the journey of our unlikely heroes. Who is the murderer? What is Cyno hiding? And what does Ancient Teyvat have to do with any of it?


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    He saw Wriothesly from across the room, and he felt his world explode.

    Wriothesley. Standing at the edge of the ballroom, cloaked in the dark. Three empty champagne flutes were beside him, a testament to how long he'd been lurking in the corner.

    Wriothesley. Who he hadn't seen in several centuries. A man whose reincarnations rarely survived his teen years, usually falling into some unfortunate situation or another. A man who Neuvilette had given up on finding as a result. He knew that his counterparts - the other immortals from Teyvat - found their loved ones incarnation after incarnation, only having to remain patient for decades at a time. They would reunite and have the chance to fall in love all over again. A new version of them, new quirks but the same soul. Neuvilette had no such luck.

    Wriothesley, who he had most certainly been staring at for over five minutes. Wriothesley. Who was now looking back at him like he was insane.

    Wriothesley starts remembering things, Neuvillette never forgot.

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    Zwijo was sure he had proposed, successfuly, to Yuudias.

    Yuudias, however, now seemed utterly clueless about their betrothal.

    Much to Zwijo's horror, the twins and the UTS 8 decide that this is a group problem.

    Commence Operation Oblivious Yuudias!

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    [Independent - can be read as totally standalone from the other fics in series!]

    A room of very dangerous, very confused men stared on as the mayor calmly sipped his tea.

    Mayor Zhongli, the man who turned this dump of a town into a bustling metropolis, currently sat at a small round table in the centre of the room. Boss Tartaglia - the most feared man in the criminal underworld, both here and over the border in Avidya - sat opposite him. A single pot of tea rested between them, two delicate China cups filled with steaming hot liquid.

    The silence was palpable, Tartaglia's men finding their hands twitching anxiously by their guns.

    Zhongli wants to return the lands of Liyue to their former glory.

    Tartaglia controls the ports. The last thing he needs is a competent mayor - or so he thinks.

    That mayor turns out to be quite the charmer and suddenly he's not quite sure what he needs.

    (He knows exactly what he wants, though)

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    [Spin off that can be read independently, spoilers for main series though which is That Which Lies Just Beyond our Reach!]

    When internet-famous travel vlogger Kazuha Kaedehara arranges a meet-and-greet party, he finds himself caught up in the company of a very pretty boy who knows a bit too much and says a bit too little…

    (Scara has no idea how he’s supposed to handle any of this, but his answer seems to be ‘badly’)

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    [21:32] 09836123123: Hey 
    [21:32] 09836123123: Msg me back when you can
    [21:33]: I have a boyfriend. 
    [21:34] 09836123123: Congratulations.
    [21:34] 09836123123: Which part of the powerpoint should I do?

    Inspired by a textpost of the above convo! In which Cyno accidentally tells his long-time crush he has a boyfriend and Collei attempts to salvage the situation!

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    “Tighnari, I am here from Professional Standards to investigate a report made against you. My name is Cyno, my ID reference is 456G2S. You are advised to quote this reference if you have any concerns relating to how this case is handled. Do you understand?”

    “No.”

    The pillow Cyno launched thudded against the other man’s face.

     

    ----

    Modern AU liable to turn into a vigilante-detectives AU because I have? ideas? Right now it's just Tighnari is an academic in botany, consulting on a case, and Cyno is tasked with finding out why he destroyed an FBI office. Please enjoy!

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    [Rating bumped up to mature just because there's some? Fairly mature themes? Child abuse etc???]

    Shouto Todoroki, the young lord of an extensive estate, becomes grievously ill. It is the result of an age-old curse, and there is only one cure - forgiveness from the man who laid that curse upon their father. But Touya Todoroki is dead. Or so they thought.

    This is the story of a race against time - they must find their estranged brother, earn his forgiveness and save young Shouto. So, of course, they hire the fastest man on the planet.

    Hawks has never felt so underprepared in his life.

    Nevertheless, he'll rise to the task; the reward King Toshinori offers is more than enough to drive him.

    ((Fantasy AU - Hawks is hired to save Shouto from a curse. His best friend and big-time crush Dabi happens to be the Todoroki Touya they're all looking for. Hawks has no idea. they'll probably get through it all fine eventually because I like a happy ending :') ))

    I have a writing insta now! If you enjoy my writing please consider following :3 @justdumbfics

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    [Rated M for referenced child abuse]

    Consider: you can use your soulmate's persona. Nobody knows this because there are very rarely enough persona users in the world that two of them will be soulmates. Akechi and Akira always did seem to fall into the 'rare' category though.

    Even if they are soulmates, can Akechi be trusted? How will this change the course of their story?

    Canon divergent fic where akechi and akira find out they're soulmates & can command eachothers persona!

    [Ends in a weird place because I was gonna have 3 chapters but then decided I'd written everything I wanted to xD]

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    [Set after Christmas in Royal]
    [Rating bumped up to mature due to general themes in story]

    Akechi Goro decided to testify on behalf of the thieves. With a good legal team and a defense like 'a crazy god inhabited my mind and I have several ways to prove it, also would you like to meet my father', Akechi manages to wrangle a sentence rooted in rehabilitation and therapy rather than imprisonment.

    Futaba, having spent a long time looking for the culprit responsible for her mother's death, needs answers. Akechi is about to be providing those answers to a therapist, in a room that has CCTV.
    The thieves find out more than they bargained for when she hacks the first session, since apparently their leader had been keeping some secrets of his own.

    AU where the courts take one look at akechi and just chuck him at a therapist, and futaba hacks the cctv. Akira ends up having to explain his no-longer-secret relationship with akechi. Story is told through Akechi's counselling sessions + Akira recounting their relationship to his friends!
    We flip between their conversations and flashbacks of the relationship! Akechi gets Real Therapy (Futaba doesn't hack for long!!)

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    "Is this a fucking joke?" Dabi laughed, hollow. Except, the voice was not Dabis. It was his own voice. Hawks' voice.
    It was his voice, because Dabi currently seemed to be inhabiting Hawks' body. 
    "I guess that kid had a body swap quirk." Hawks supplied flatly. Except, the voice that spoke was Dabi's. He was in… Dabi's body. 

    Dabi and Hawks are hit by a bodyswap quirk. Literally living a day in your enemy's shoes can teach a guy a thing or two, who'd have thought it.

    I have a writing insta now! If you enjoy my writing please consider following :3 @justdumbfics

    Edit: This fic is now being translated to Polish by Likka3322! Big thank you for that! https://archiveofourown.org/works/32751217/chapters/81256843

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    Dabi had never been a very lucky man. It shouldn't come as a shock when a quirk changes him into a bird. It also shouldn't come as a shock that he happens to run into Hawks, of all people.

    Dabi gets hit by a transform quirk and has to work with Hawks to get back to normal. Hawks, who a) doesn't know the bird he's brought home is the actual villain Dabi, and b) has a habit of self-reflecting out loud.

    Edit: I have a writing insta now! If you enjoy my writing please consider following :3 @justdumbfics

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    This is a series of datastorm drabbles, memey and light-hearted! Each chapter works as a standalone fic, this is mostly to keep them together :) That said, some of them are set in the same AU and can be enjoyed as a series! Most notably, the fake bf au has a few dedicated chapters ;) Used some prompts from here https://randalourita.tumblr.com/post/132738279923/101-drabble-prompts and here https://perfectlyrose.tumblr.com/post/101118660910/au-prompts-masterlist-of-lists
    Enjoy!

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    Gen was acting strange.
    Senku spent enough time with the mentalist to know when something was up.
    There was no reason for him to be with Chrome until the early hours of the morning. There was no logic to him sneaking into Ryuusui’s place in the dead of night. There was not a millimeter of sense in him showing an interest in science.
    Something was up, and Senku needed to find out what.

    The rating is mostly just because this is senku pov and he has no filter lmao

    You don’t need the other parts, but this is part 3 of my practical stone world problems series! Enjoy!

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    ** This is a happy story - if you want to read something about some dumbasses overcoming a pandemic (or need to read something like that), you're in the right place! There will be some struggling but ultimately everything ends well i promise haha but also if you're finding pandemic related things kind of triggering right now then maybe avoid this one!

    Being 3700 years old means only being resistant to diseases that have, unfortunately, had 3700 years to mutate.

    Part 2 (both parts can 100% be read as standalone works) of my practical problems of the stone world series! Viruses mutate!!! The old humans would have seriously bad immunity!!!

    Spoilers up to completion of Perseus i guess?

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    Senku was acting strange

    For the last few weeks, the women of their Kingdom had been in and out of his tent. Sometimes alone. Sometimes in pairs. They usually came out blushing. Or went in blushing. Or both.

    Gen could only think of one possible explanation, and he really didn't like it. This really was no way to use power!

    Or, the fic where Gen may be a mentalist but he's still a 19yo boy and a bit of a dumbass, on occasion. Senku is also, like, 18 and also a dumbass. This is meant to be a light hearted fic about practical problems in the stone world lmao pls enjoy!

    Spoilers for end of stone wars arc, and a lil bit for the following arc.

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