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    Leia smiled patiently. “And why did you defect from the First Order?”

    “Because it sucked,” Finn said, and winced. Were you supposed to say things “sucked” in front of generals?

    “I imagine it did,” Leia said. “But why did you defect that day?”

    “Because they wanted me to kill people,” Finn said. “And I didn’t want to do it, so they were going to send me to reconditioning, and that would have sucked even more, so I decided I’d rather take my chances getting out of there with the only person who I knew definitely wouldn’t turn me in. So really, I just got lucky.”

    Poe turned to Leia. “He just convinced me. Can I quit the Resistance so that I can join the Resistance again?”

     

    In which Finn goes on a road trip, befriends a princess, and starts sleeping with his best friend.

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    What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

    Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

    Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.

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    21 Apr 2015

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    As the Company recovers at Beorn's house, Thorin deals with old nightmares and fresh guilt, but at least he's used to the idea of both. It's Bilbo he can't quite seem to understand.

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    Erik likes that Charles is a little soft around the middle.

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