Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
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There's Nothing Abnormal About You by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 Aug 2020
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Androids still aren't allowed to have jobs, but volunteering is technically legal, right?
Post-Revolution life is abundant with existential dread, emotional instabilities and bureaucratic nonsense for our favorite deviants. Connor's been forced to stay in Hank's house for the past few months while he waits for the DPD to allow him a position, but there are only so many things he can paint before his emotions finally catch up to him (the nasty things). Markus gives him the perfect solution: he should just volunteer at an android-run soup kitchen and aid center.
The only problem? There are people there.
In which Connor feels bad for things that aren't really his fault, Hank is trying to get his not-son to make friends and be healthy, and Markus just wants things to go smoothly for once in his life. Featuring Nigel the Gardening WR600, Various Plants, Rough Sleepers, and Altruistic Android OCs!
(You'll be able to get by without reading previous fics, but there are a lot of details that carry over from them)
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Shed Some Light by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza) for Except_on_Tuesday
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Jun 2020
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[Relevant Fact 1]: Hank had not technically said no to Connor's skylight proposition.
[Irrelevant Detail]: He had not said yes, either, only incomprehensibly muttered and hung up.[Relevant Fact 2]: Connor was running out of sunny places to put his plants.
[Relevant Fact 3]: Hank was at a conference in Wisconsin for the weekend, and he had specifically told Connor to do “whatever it takes” to stay out of trouble while he was gone.
[Conclusion]: It was not only permissible but important for Connor to install a skylight in the kitchen to accommodate more plants.
(Connor does a DIY construction project for his plants)
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Useless Machine, Worthless Person by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Jun 2020
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Some nights, Connor can't bring himself to do anything but wish he'd been a better machine.
//Don't read if you're not in a steady state of mind! It's got a lot of unhealthy thinking in it that could trigger bad thoughts and feelings if you have experience with depression or similar issues. Take care of yourself, please. <3
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RA9, Let It Fly With The Others by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 May 2020
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Rupert lost one of his birds, once.
(An angsty little thing I wrote to cope with the loss of four newborn chicks and one of my older hens. It's been a week)
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Fundamental (But Maybe Not Universal) Truths by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
13 May 2020
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Hank's coffee machine is broken, and so is the city of Detroit. But there's a certain android living in his house that won't stop doing nice things for him and making his life better, so there's that.
(Just a cute one-shot from Hank's POV that doubles as a bit of caffeine-worship)
You don't need to have read the first fic in this series to understand this, but I do recommend checking it out!
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Harm and Healing- One-Shot/Short Fic Collection by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Jun 2020
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Oneshots and short fics that stand alone and don't quite fit into the linear progression of my main series. Basically, it's a place to put all of my prompt fills, deleted scenes, and fun little short stories to pass the time or improve a bad mood. Some are dark, some are light, and all of them deserve a bit of love and appreciation, like the characters they focus on.
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Detroit: Become A Little Better Every Day by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 Aug 2020
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A series of D:BH fics that circle around life after the Revolution in the pacifist timeline. The stories follow the characters as they navigate their changing lives and new emotions, with a heavy focus on expanding the world, exploring the challenges faced by androids post-Liberation, and giving the characters the development they deserve (because screw David Cage).
In these, Connor is an emotionally repressed lover of plants, Markus is an actual person who gets sick of his job, Kara, Luther, and Alice live a quiet, secretive life in Canada, and Hank is in therapy but he's still an asshole sometimes. Josh, Simon, and North have their own lives, and Jericho is run by four elected leaders with separate spheres of responsibility. Plants feature so often that they've become a main character.
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doctrine by aevallare
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
23 Feb 2022
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"They're going to destroy us," Jayce says.
"They're people, Jayce. If one thing in my life had gone differently, I'd still be down there myself."
Jayce won't meet his eyes.
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viktor finances ekko and the firelights. this is not a conflict of interest until it is.
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- Part 3 of like water in your hands
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01 Feb 2022
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An Angel and a Demon's Beginners' Guide to Ineffability by elf_on_the_shelf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Aug 2020
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What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
Or, more plainly put:
This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being a bunch of holier-than-thou knobs.
Will figure a lot of God content in later chapters.- Language:
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22 Jul 2020
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The Whole Damned World Seemed Upside Down by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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"I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.
Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...
But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?
*Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...
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Bookmarked by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
21 Jul 2020
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Yes and Please and Thank You by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Aug 2023
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"Go to alpha centauri, for all I care! Go now, this very instant, and never return, do you hear me, Crowley? Never!"
Due to Crowley's firm conviction that "he need never know", Aziraphale has, for all the time they've known each other, been blissfully unaware of the obedience curse Crowley's been looping holes around since 4004 BC.
You can't really blame him, is the point. Aziraphale had no idea what his unthinking words might do, and is already planning to apologise profusely at dinner...
...which might get a little tricky, seeing as Crowley has just been sighted in the vicinity of Pluto, and has concrete orders to never show his face on earth.
Ever.
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Bookmarked by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
20 Jul 2020
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Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale since the Garden. But so what? He's more concerned that the angel has such a horrible habit of getting into trouble.
Bookmarked by Crosswired Processor (KageDanza)
20 Jul 2020