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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.

    Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.

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    21 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    当韦德发现蜘蛛侠列出讨厌他的一堆毛病时,他吓坏了,生怕会失去这个唯一的朋友。

    这促使韦德努力改掉清单上的所有习惯,但为什么随着这位雇佣兵的改变,蜘蛛侠却显得越来越痛苦?

    仿佛……那张清单上写的根本不是“讨厌”。

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    20 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    彼得本想在一家餐馆蹭顿免费餐,却万万没想到会撞见韦德正为女儿举办生日派对——一个没有任何宾客到场的生日派对。作为蜘蛛侠的经历让他深刻明白:没有哪个小女孩该在生日这天孤单哭泣。

    尤其不该是死侍的女儿。

    (补充说明:我磕的贱虫始终基于漫画角色设定!)

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    20 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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      "Bang."
    Deadpool的歪头与音效。
    Peter不知所措,潜意识要将手腕抽回,然而Deadpool逮住他像是逮住条小狗。

    "假如你认为自己刚才是被哥给rape了,就用你的食指将板机给扣下。"

    "而假如你不那么认为,Petey,那么哥打算先喂你喝些刚才饮料,和你一块儿洗个澡,再快乐地相拥入眠,就和过去的老日子一样。"

    就像是早已组织好言语,相比起男孩实际的稚嫩与骄矜,雇佣兵谈判般的口吻老练,没有一点多于废话与贫嘴,那么不肖于Peter印象中的Wade,大有股不装了的气势在杀手嘴边。

    "你至少懂得如何开枪吧,babe?"

     

    恋爱诈骗
    想写一个老房子着火的Wade,小心翼翼不让自己的小男朋友Peter Parker知道自己就是Deadpool,殊不知根本无济于事--他从最初便被男孩以打量猎物的方式给打量。

     

    ...但是真的嗎?

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    18 Sep 2026