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Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.
“Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”
“Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”
“You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”
Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.
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- Part 1 of Broken Men
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"Well, the problem is that our fight in the car was really hot, and whenever I think about it, I get horny," Wade explains, in one breath. "And I don't think I should tell you, because you're going try to kill me, again. Which means I'm going to get horny and hornier until my dick falls off, which is a pity, because you don't know what you're missing."
Fuck, Wade really needs to learn when to shut up.
"You want to get fucked, that's the problem?" Logan asks.
"No!" Wade immediately says. "Yes! Fuck, I don't know."
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Updated with bonus chapter: getting together -
Metabolic Processes by preromantics
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
05 Aug 2024
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“It turns out you were targeted by some sort of fucking sex pollen trope. You have to fuck or die.”
Or: Logan gets hit with sex pollen. Wade is not mad about the situation, he’s mad about Logan’s willingness to die.
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“Perhaps we are doing her a favor then,” he says, pausing to chew the inside of his cheek before adding in a measured, careful voice. “I wouldn’t want to live without my love, either.”
Arthur whips around in the saddle to stare at him, eyes hard and dark, like the storm clouds building on the distant horizon. “What love? You haven’t got a love,” he snaps, like he’s the sole keeper of all Merlin’s secrets.
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Merlin figures out why Arthur manhandles him so much. Arthur himself is a little slower on the uptake.

