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A well earned vacation was all Kamryn and Olivia had signed up for, but what they got instead was something straight out of a self-published sci-fi novel. Plucked out of their own world and thrust into a universe entirely different from their own, the two are met with an ultimatum: help their captors meet their goals and find a way back home or meet a quick demise in this strange new world.
Rewrite of a fic previously published by the same title and The Strangest Little Light.
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- Part 5 of TSLL
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Sou'nin by KertBert
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
11 Apr 2019
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One Shot looking in to Pelvera's childhood, dealing with her emotions when she is forced into another clan.
Pelvera is angry and alone. The flames of her anger threaten to consume her.
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Kamryn LOVES books. After buying her first Icha book she gets to have her very own Icha Icha moment
Slightly based on the story The Strangest Little Light.
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Hidan was always so rude to Olivia. Well she has finally had enough. Too bad about the waste though..
Slightly based on the story The Strangest Little Light.
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What is love if not an all-consuming addiction?
After 11 years in Azkaban prison, Draco Malfoy unexpectedly finds himself a free man at last. What does he decide to do with this freedom? Develop a soul-crushing obsession with Hermione Granger-Weasley, of course.
Upon reentering the world, determined to lock himself away for the rest of his days, he is forced immediately into joining a long-standing ritual of Friday night drinks. He sees that the life he imagined for Hermione is not at all the one she is living, she seems to be miserable - exhausted, overworked, and trapped in a loveless marriage.
For Draco, this simply will not do. He will use any means necessary to have her for his own, including but not limited to: stalking, lying, shapeshifting, gaslighting, violence, and murder.
🖤 Complete as of April 10th 2024 🖤
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06 Jun 2025
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A 15 year old Sasori turns up in the Leaf Village almost one year after Sakura defeats him (in canon). Not knowing what to do with this young, (semi) innocent Sasori, Sakura hides him from the world.
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04 Dec 2019
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Piper Lavellan eyed the handsome blond newcomer with interest. It wasn’t unusual for well-to-do white-collar types to come to the Hanged Man, but she hadn’t seen this particular guy before.
He placed one strong hand on the bar and nodded politely. “Excuse me. I’m looking for-”
“A blowjob?” Piper asked.
His cheeks instantly turned a deep, charming pink, and Piper grinned. “The shot, I mean,” she teased, and she held up a shotglass.
A nervous smile pulled at the corner of his scarred lip, and Piper laughed and extended her hand. “I’m Piper,” she said.
His bashful smile widened, and he took her outstretched hand. “I’m Cullen,” he said.
His handshake was strong and gentle at the same time, and Piper smiled at his still-flushed cheeks. Must be my lucky day, she thought.
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Also known as: modern bartender AU where Piper Lavellan is a bartender, and Cullen is a good-guy lawyer who steals her precious heart. This is an accompaniment fic to the FenHawke fic Damned Spot, which takes place in the same universe.Series
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The new white-haired bouncer at the Hanged Man was hot. That's about all that Hawke knew about him. But it wouldn't hurt to get to know a co-worker a little better, would it?
No, it wouldn't hurt. But it would involve more pining, red wine, and a lot more blood than she'd anticipated.
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Also known as: CRACK MODERN AU where Hawke and her BFF Piper Lavellan are bartenders at the Hanged Man, Varric is the owner of the Hanged Man, Fenris has a shady fucking past, and Cullen is a Good Guy Lawyer™. NSFW smut.This AU Fenris and Hawke are based on my canon Fenhawke, who you can read about in the rest of this series.
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- Part 11 of Underneath It All: Fenris & Rynne Hawke
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The Dragonscale Sonatas by WritingRabbits
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Oct 2022
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After having an anxiety attack that ends with her passed out on her bedroom floor, Maggie Ayer wakes up to find she's in an unfamiliar body in an extremely unfamiliar world. Will she find a new life for herself in Thedas, or will her past continue to haunt her every step?
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17 Feb 2019