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    The world is ending.

    And Crowley is dead.

     

    Suddenly, Aziraphale is left alone, full of regrets, in a world where his demon doesn't exist anymore. When he tries to drink his pain away, he messes up a miracle and suddenly finds himself in a universe where Crowley still exists... but also a second version of himself.

    [Be assured, this story has a happy end! I'm not that evil.]

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.

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    “Do you want to sit in my lap?”

    Time screeched to a halt.

    “Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.

    Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”

    And time went wild.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.

    Written for Kinktober 2025

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.

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    balnea vina Venus
    corrumpunt corpora nostra…
    sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus

    "Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."

    — epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus

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    10 Mar 2025

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    15 Apr 2024