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In their final year of high school, Stan begins to question his sexuality after a painful breakup with Wendy. At the same time, Cartman is stuck in a toxic relationship with Heidi while secretly dealing with an unrequited crush on Kyle… and something even more confusing that’s starting to grow for Stan, his teammate.
Last chapter: 17, the rest of it are extra chapters!
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- 18/?
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21 Oct 2026
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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- English
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- 99,898
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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21 Oct 2026
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,626
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 4
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21 Oct 2026
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“Oh, I’m sure you’ll try. But you don’t know who you’re talking to, either. I would do anything for Kyle, anything. If you want to declare war on me, go right ahead. But let me tell you something, Eric Cartman. I always get what I want. Everywhere I’ve gone—everywhere my family and I have moved to—I’ve always ended up on top. This is no exception. To make a long story short, Kyle is mine, so back off.”
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Eric Cartman has finally met his match, who also happens to be Kyle’s new girlfriend. She’s conniving and evil, but only Eric knows it, and nobody else believes him when he tells them. He’s also finally in therapy and slowly realizing he’s in love with Kyle, but Kyle’s girlfriend is determined to keep them away from one another at all costs. And when Eric discovers that her obsession with Kyle is far more sinister than he ever imagined, he’s faced with the one thing he never thought he’d have to do again—save Kyle before it’s too late.
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- English
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- 57,938
- Chapters:
- 9/10
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21 Oct 2026