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    Prompt: All the times Ilya blushes for Shane defeating the “Russians do not blush” line. Featuring Shane speaking Russian for Ilya. From rookie season and past TLG.

    Ilya understands why people think he's blushing. There are logical reasons for these mistakes. They're wrong, obviously, but he understands.

    Or: A million times that Ilya clearly does not blush because of Shane Hollander +1 time that he maybe does.

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    13 May 2026

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    Ilya: I do not know how I’ll survive until I see you again.

    Shane: So dramatic.

    Ilya: It is only two months, I guess.
    Ilya: Not that long.

    Shane: It’s fucking forever.

    Ilya: Now who’s being dramatic?

    Shane: I’ve spent too much time around you at the cottage ❤️
    Shane: We’ll talk all the time though, right?

    Ilya: Every day.

    Shane: And we’ll have phone sex still?

    Ilya: As if you could survive without it.

    Shane: As if you could.
    Ilya: I love you, Shane Hollander.

    Shane: I love you too, Ilya Rozanov.
    Shane: Call me when you land?

    Ilya: Only an immigration officer could stop me.

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    12 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander‐Rozanov discovers #Hollanov, causes online havoc, learns he may be autistic, and perhaps even a cowboy. All in one night.

    Man, he just wanted to read his book...

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    12 May 2026

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    Robin Goodfellow (n.)
    Definition: a mischievous sprite in English folklore.
    AKA: Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

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    Shane shows off how mischievous he could be.

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    06 May 2026

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    Welcome to my conspiracy theory that there is an alternate timeline to the Great Tuna Meltdown of October 2016. What would have happened if Shane *had* stayed the night? This is a look at the evening and morning that could have been.

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    06 May 2026