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    Jaskier spends several years healing after Geralt turns him away on the mountainside, and his fragile heart is finally piecing itself back together. He keeps returning to Posada every year for reasons unknown even to him, but everything's fine. Who needs Geralt, right? The betrayal will fade eventually. The feelings too. The bitter, raw feelings...

    And then he runs into another Witcher in the same damn tavern. He even looks like Geralt. But instead of a walking bulwark of brooding silence, he meets a man with an open smile, kind eyes and a laugh that warms his very soul. Another few chance meetings and Jaskier finds himself inextricably drawn into Eskel's orbit. I mean, they have so much in common, including a deep, relentless yearning for a tall, brooding Witcher with hair the colour of moonlight.

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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)

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    14 Sep 2025

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    “Hundred crowns and the boy.”

    Geralt opened his mouth to protest but was shocked into silence at a skirmish from the corner as a man was shoved forward, stumbling into the space between the witcher and the merchant. The new arrival stared at the floor, apparently too fearful to even look at a witcher, shoulders cringing and head low.

    “What use have I for a boy?”
     
    Given in payment, a slave is brought to Kaer Morhen to winter with the witchers, scared and silent. Even once he’s been freed it’s a long road to recovery.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Anonymous asked:
    You are a gem! Your recent figging was gorgeous. Maybe something in a similar vein, with hole-focused humiliation? Like asshole spanking. Or immobilizing restraints/stocks where he's displayed for penetration with random implements. Or he's put in a position where he gapes open & air is forced in, resulting in uncontrollable noises. Or he's made to impale himself on a series of bizarre objects. Or Alan & Peter have a detached conversation about his performance while he endures any of the above?
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    Anonymous said:You seem to be into gaping, so how about Alan/Peter methodically destroying Stiles’ hole, making it permanently swollen like a pair of pussy lips, and so loose they can fit 3 fingers there with no prep? :3
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    Anonymous said: Ok I’ll bite: Stiles’ ass became so stretched out that to feel anything Peter has to either fist the kid and basically jerk off inside of him… or just stick a fleshlight inside and then fuck it. Bonus 1: the fleshlight doubles as a plug that Stiles has to wear all time, bonus 2: the design is something terribly humiliating, like an animal pussy (yeah, those exist). xo <3

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis

    Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
    Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
    Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
    Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.

    See where I'm going with this?

    GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot

    Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
    "Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
    "This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
    "What a total joyride this story is!"
    "The dialog in this story is A++"
    "This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
    "This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
    "I think I am addicted to this fic."
    "Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
    "You do sweet dirty perfectly"

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    28 Feb 2025