Lame_rat01



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  1. Rec 7

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    Mike Wheeler thought working at Scoops Ahoy would be boring.
    He was right.
    Now he's stuck scooping ice cream, surviving sarcastic coworkers, reading way too much Stephen King, and trying not to think too hard about anything. Or overthinking that fact that whenever he sees his best friend, his palms sweat and he feels giddy
    Unfortunately, thinking too hard is kind of his thing.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 20

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    Luca gets sick and Alberto takes it upon himself to nurse his boyfriend back to health

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  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    The Cast™ escapes the circus after Caine corrupts the code and makes it weak enough so they can escape, although...

    The world kept going on without them.

    Now the once circus cast has to deal with all these changes to their real world selves, process all these new memories while still processing the old ones, remember themselves, get used to their new lives and bodies ALL OVER AGAIN, and try to act normal about it.

    How hard could it possibly be?

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  4. Rec 68

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    Finding your true self is hard.

    Making others accept it is even harder.

    But the hardest thing is to love someone without breaking them.

    A Wingfic in which Newt had never thought that a boy with a pair of black wings would ever turn his world upside down completely.

    (I do realize this summary is vague.
    But oh well, sod it.)

    ~completed~

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  5. Rec 85

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    The following are excerpts from the court transcript of Ranboo Beloved VS. The State. The defendant was accused of First Degree Culinary Crimes against Humanity. The prosecution argued that Ranboo Beloved was the perpetrator of the Offense, a bowl of cereal to which a bag of cold spaghetti had been added. The defense argued that he was not responsible.

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    JUDGE CRAFT: [to the attorneys] Gentlemen, could we please try to get through today with no hiccups? I know we’ve had a hard time keeping it together in the past, but I want absolutely no fuckery today, you hear me? Keep it clean, keep it level, don’t go off the fucking rails.

    MR. SOOT: Absolutely, Your Honor.

    MR. QUACKITY: Of course, Your Honor.

    MR. INNIT: Sounds good, king.

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