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A Treatise on the Emotional Devastation by Means of Domesticity (or, How To Accidentally Fall in Love with a Shirtless Academic and Survive to Tell the Tale) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 May 2025
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The problem, Kaveh decided, was not just that Alhaitham was shirtless. It was that Alhaitham wielded shirtlessness like a weapon. Tactical nudity. Intellectual exhibitionism. A war crime of the senses.
He couldn’t stop seeing it. The muscles. The droplets. The implication of sin in every stretch and step and lean. It was artillery-grade seduction, and Kaveh was but a civilian caught in the blast radius.
And Alhaitham—that bastard—was enjoying it.
In which Alhaitham is purposely attractive. Kaveh is spiraling.
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- Part 9 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 5 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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Bookmarked by Lav_star
16 May 2025
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“Before I even start, let me ask—just in the extremely unlikely case that I may happen to be misunderstanding the situation, here—have you finally found other living arrangements?” Kaveh’s voice cracks and comes out small when he replies.
“Um… while I am still—”
“It’s a very simple question, Kaveh: yes or no.” Kaveh blanches.
“…No.”
“Fantastic. I was just wondering if you would be around to help me with a task I have been meaning to carry out for a while now that has suddenly become essential to your continued presence in my home. Any wild guesses as to what it might be?” Nervousness gets the better of him and Kaveh squirms and laughs. Al Haitham narrows his eyes at him, clearly finding the situation unfunny.
“Well, I uh—”
“Decluttering.” The way he spits the word out, sharp and scathing, has Kaveh wincing back into his chair. Ok. Clearly, someone is a little upset.Bookmarked by Lav_star
18 May 2025
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“Is there a convention in town?” Wriothesley asks weakly.
“A convention?” Neuvillette inquires, cocking his head to the side. It’s adorable. He’s adorable, but Wriothesley is starting to spiral.
Because he doesn’t recognize these buildings. Their construction is—weird. A degree off of what he considers normal. Blue roofs. White stone. Cobbled streets. The most handsome man he’s ever seen in cosplay—except he’s starting to think Neuvillette isn’t cosplaying at all and that he, Wriothesley, is having a mental break.
A modern!Wriothesley at the end of his rope finds himself in canonical Teyvat.
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Bookmarked by Lav_star
07 Feb 2025
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Kaveh hates Alhaitham.
Who is Alhaitham, you ask? Only the most insufferable regular that the Alcarzarzaray coffee shop had ever seen.
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11 Jul 2024

