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    Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
    Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
    Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
    Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.

    Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.

    Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.

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    07 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS SO GOOD AHHHH I *ADORE* (😩✊️) CHENG XIAOSHI HERE HES SO CUTE SO STUPID AWWWWW
    RAAAAAAAAAAA

  2. Rec *

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    When police officer Lu Guang meets Cheng Xiaoshi—a mobster who nearly killed him and then inexplicably saved his life—he finds himself caught between his duty and his new obsession. Cheng Xiaoshi seems to enjoy taunting Lu Guang at every turn, and Lu Guang is left wondering what he did to deserve this.

    "You've been thinking about kissing me since the day we met, haven't you?"

    Case in point.

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    16 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK, gives a whirlwind of emotions, I recommend you read this if you don't plan on sleeping lol bcs it will keep you hooked, will make you laugh, make you cry, all the crazy stuff

    Didn't expect to love the setting as much as I did, I don't normally read AUs like this but THIS HIT DIFFERENT

  3. Rec 32

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    Never in his life did Lu Guang think he’d ever get so close to someone.
    Never in his life did he ever think he’d love someone so fiercely.
    Never in his life did he ever think someone would love him back just as fierce.
    Never in his life,
    Never ever,
    Did he ever think he would be someone worth sharing another’s life with.

    Or, Cheng Xiaoshi asks Lu Guang to marry him.

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    08 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO CUTE I DIE, TO READ IN THE LIKELY SCENARIO THAT WE GET COOKED BY S3

  4. Rec 42

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    From childhood, Lu Guang was raised to follow in his father’s footsteps and work for his organization, keeping the timeline in check. Soon after starting work, he finds himself with a key role in one of the largest missions the organization has had in years; a mission that involves returning to the past to collect evidence against a rogue time traveler in an attempt to bring him to justice and ensure the safety of the timeline. But Lu Guang discovers more in the past than what he was sent to uncover, and in the process, starts to lose himself and his purpose.

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    Lu Guang is a time agent from the future, sent back in time to stop Cheng Xiaoshi from meddling with the timeline, but things never go as planned.

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    15 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely adore this AU, it's so interesting, love the sketchy organisation, the menacing villains and all the emotions raaaaa

  5. Rec 63

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    He should make more of an effort to get along with Lu Guang, should he not? Maybe the younger man has something in common with him. Maybe he has a hidden side to him, something Cheng Xiaoshi has no idea about that would make him that much more interesting.

    Yeah, right.

    Nope, no pessimism. He had to be positive.

    So Cheng Xiaoshi throws the door open and grins.

    — ❤︎₊ ⊹ —

    In which Cheng Xiaoshi has a very interesting online friend and a not-so-interesting roommate. If he's lucky, he can manage to sort out how he really feels about both of these things.

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    08 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So cute, I read this a while back but found it again, ahhh it's so sweet and funny, all hail the power of gay media