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    A Muggle AU in which a ballet dancer and a rugby player call it “casual” while accidentally developing feelings, catastrophically failing at communication, and pretending it’s all totally fine.

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    “Why the hell are you here ruining my lunch, James?”
    James rubbed a hand over the back of his neck, trying to find words that didn’t sound completely insane.
    He failed.
    “I... don’t think you should be sleeping with Evan anymore.”
    Regulus stared at him like he’d just proposed murdering the Queen.
    (...)
    “If you need a fuck buddy for, you know, stress relief and stuff… You could just use me.”
    (...)
    “Come again?”
    “If the position’s open,” James said, attempting a grin, “I’m applying.”

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    Cover art by @m_sunmir (IG)

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    Regulus Black has two obsessions.

    1) Hating his older brother’s best friend, James Potter. Has Regulus met the man before now? No. But he has deemed James Potter his mortal enemy since he was ten years old.

    2) A certain voice actor by the pseudonym Jay, who makes “spicy” audios.

    Regulus has always known the universe to have a sick sense of humour but he didn’t know it was this cruel. He’d recognize that voice anywhere. To Regulus’s shock and abject horror, James Potter is Jay, there’s no doubt about it.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.

    Draco Malfoy….Beater.

    She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.

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    Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.

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