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Nandor's hearing is a gift and a curse. AKA. Nandor hears Guillermo and his Boyfriend Having Skype Sex
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02 Nov 2025
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Guillermo smells different since he came back from England, and Nandor is not happy about it.
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02 Nov 2025
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all the spells we cast without trying by ghostoftonantzin for uv_duv
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Oct 2021
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“Okay, yeah, I can draw you a bath.” Guillermo reached for the tap. He paused. “Wait. You don’t mean we should take a bath together, do you?”
“Of course that is what I mean, Guillermo. This bathing pool is far too large for one person! It would be a waste of water if you filled it up and then just dumped it out.”
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31 Oct 2025
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Be Sure That You Compromise by singing_to_shipwreck
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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Nandor finds out that Guillermo has been a vampire killer this entire time. Cue reaction.
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31 Oct 2025
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“You have better control than me, Guillermo,” Nandor continued evenly. “I rarely bathed as soon as I returned from a victory. I had more pressing needs. You should know that when the bloodlust fades, it is replaced by a different kind of hunger. And I was always ravenous after battle.”
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Post-theatre, Guillermo wants nothing more than to take a hot bath and relax. Nandor, of course, has other ideas.Bookmarked by LehParavel
29 Oct 2025
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Nandor unwittingly stumbles across Guillermo during an intimate moment.
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29 Oct 2025
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Nandor the Relentless has been suppressing his feelings for his familiar for so long that he has almost forgotten they are there. Nandor's ghost, on the other hand, has no such problem...
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28 Oct 2025
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After the massacre at the theater, it isn't safe to go back to the house. Nandor and Guillermo get a room.
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28 Oct 2025
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After Nandor catches a vampire feeling up his familiar, he decides to show Guillermo what he really means by the term “master”.
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28 Oct 2025
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Guillermo narrows his eyes. "Do you think I'm above giving a handjob to get what I want?" Setting down the jar, he pulls one leather glove off, wiggling his fingers.
Nandor regards him suspiciously. "Yes."
"Well I'm not."
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28 Oct 2025
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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 FINALE 'NOUVEAU THÉÂTRE DES VAMPIRES’
“Don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”
The words tumble out of Nandor’s mouth before he can stop them, and he immediately realises two things.
First, he definitely should not have said that. There were a myriad of phrases he could’ve and should’ve used, including - especially - ‘thank you’, but gratitude hasn’t been his overwhelming response to anything in almost 800 years of existence, so it wasn’t exactly easy to utilise now.
(Also, Nandor reasons that he should be cut some slack given that he just witnessed his familiar - his soft-spoken, submissive, puny human familiar - slaughter an entire theatre of vampires like it was nothing. Excuse him if his brain was having trouble.)
The second thing was that he was harder than he had ever been in his life, living or undead.
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set immediately after the season 2 finale. i wrote this in a frenzy over two days on my phone...and it's the first fic i've written in over 12 years...and the first Naughty thing i've ever written....i just love this dumb show so much lmao anyway enjoy!!
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28 Oct 2025
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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27 Oct 2025
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Running into from people from high school is never fun. Running into someone while shopping with his very vampiric boss is one of the most awkward situations Guillermo could've imagined. In order to explain Nandor's presence with him as something more than just his boss/friend/master following him around, he introduces him his boyfriend.
Nandor has never been good at detecting lies.
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27 Oct 2025
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there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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27 Oct 2025
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"Give him to me."
She almost drops her patient, because as soon as they reach the backyard, the water hashira appears in front of them. Why is he there? She didn't want to–
"The Pillar gave you an order..." Her companion nudges her hard on the ribs. He's almost trembling.
***In which everyone is afraid of the Pillars, except Tanjirou.
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06 Oct 2025
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The hashira's nurse by silverynight
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
15 Dec 2021
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The truth is (something that Aoi would never admit out loud) the hashira are such a pain in the ass; they're the worst type of patients, they refuse to let the kakushi or the girls touch them, and they usually do an awful job when they try to patch themselves up. That's why some of them have ugly looking scars all over their bodies.
So that afternoon, when Aoi watches Tomioka walk in with an open wound on his arm, she sighs. And then immediately worries about Tanjirou as everyone else around because she doesn't want the Pillars to be rude to him; he doesn't deserve it.
She tries to distract Tanjirou or send him somewhere else, but it's really too late; the boy is already walking towards the water hashira.
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29 Sep 2025
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Poison Bite by pinkishtea
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
20 Jul 2025
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War is over, Maomao is finally back. Jinshi isn’t satisfied with just biting and she wishes for more as well.
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03 Sep 2025
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Werkshop (feat. DomMao and BratShi) by Anonymous for renjisBigOlTitties
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
27 Jul 2025
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“I told you to wait.”
“I did wait.” Jinshi folded his arms and stuck out his lip. He realized he was pouting, very unbecoming of his royal station. He unfolded his arms and schooled his face. He reminded himself that he was in control, damnit. Of himself and this situation.
“Then wait some more,” Maomao deadpanned. “Go take a bath.”
“I did already.” His face warmed. “Inside and out.”
“Oh?” Maomao raised a single eyebrow. “Is that what you were looking for tonight?”
They hadn’t discussed their plans for the evening outside of the date, time, and location. Jinshi’s blush spread to his ears, before bleeding down his neck to his chest. His nipples hardened in shameful sympathy. “I… wanted to be prepared. For anything you had in mind.”
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- Part 3 of The Anonymussy Diaries
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03 Sep 2025
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slowly, gently, softly (unlike anything I've ever known) by AAAaaaaaahhhhhh
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
09 Apr 2025
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She'd gone too far.
And now Jinshi is above her and she's staring into piercing purple eyes and he's leaning down and—
Maomao knows how this should go.
Men— Because that's what Jinshi is. A man. Not a sexless beauty to admire but never touch. A man. A whole one— they take what they want and they're rough and impatient and not to be pushed or provoked and Maomao doesn't know how she could have forgotten that—
But Jinshi isn't rough.
Or fast.
Or even impatient.
He didn't shove her under him or dive right in.
He cradled her head.
And laid her down gently.
Or: What if the kiss in the cave wasn't interrupted
Update: Now with Jinshi's POV in chapter 2!
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- Part 1 of Sandalwood and Bitter Herbs
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01 Sep 2025
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in the name of science by beta_babelfish for lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
06 Jul 2025
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When Maomao and Jinshi nearly get caught while investigating, they need a way to convince the guards that they should not enter the room they're in, thank you very much.
In the process, Maomao learns a few new things about Jinshi.
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19 Jul 2025