11 Works by LieutenantMew
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Showbiz Cale! Author's commentary. Btw contain spoilers for my upcoming fic. by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
13 Nov 2025
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Ah, I want to see showbiz Cale.
Like, idol survival type of story, I want to see it!
Cale as an idol~ oh my~ 🥺🥺
#My bias~ (◕ᴗ◕✿)
This is the pre-planning for that type of fic, aka. my behind the scene thoughts! I hope I can make high quality story this time. Hoho, let's debut Cale-nim!
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Doing a Hunt for a Fox by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
25 Jun 2025
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He returned to the courtyard that night. The petals hadn’t moved. Not even in the wind.
He sat down again at the base of the tree. Not because he needed to rest—just because it felt right.
He looked around the empty courtyard.
“I think they still miss you.”
A beat.
Cale tilted his head thoughtfully.
“…Or maybe they miss me.”
He smiled, like it was a joke.
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How to Become a God in Ten Minutes or Less by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
24 Jun 2025
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“Kneel before the Heavenly Phoenix!” one cried, tears streaming down his face. “The World-Ender has returned!”
"..."
“…No,” Cale said automatically. “Return me. Return me right now.”
But the flames only crackled louder.
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Placebo Immortality by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
23 Jun 2025
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When people asked how peace had been won, the scholars gave long answers.
When they asked what became of the war hero, they were told: “He’s still there. He always is.”They said Cale Henituse was the man who saved the world.
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My Deer Dongsaeng by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
09 Jul 2024
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Cho Sam was a typical undernourished beggar kid in Kangho, one who is regarded as many as grains of rice--uncountable. Up until a person who resembled him so identically made the decision to barge into his life.
He had no idea, though.
The instant the boy materialised out of thin air, his destiny had been instantly rewritten.
Not of his choosing, Chung Myung has become the Hyung-nim of some brat! But He have to at least make sure that the dongsaeng of this body safe and sound.
Chung Myung always pay kindness two-folds and resentment ten-fold.
That kid said he wants accompany him up to the Mount Hua Sect and become a cultivator.
Following him around, calling him Hyung-nim this Hyung-nim that, taking his hard earned food...How sticky does the brat get? Kinda reminds him of that poisonous leech...
Oh, and also, what do you mean by Mount Hua is gone?
Gone?
Goneee???
'Sect leader Sahyung! Please take me with you!'
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The Divine Dragon's Self Raising System by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
02 Jun 2024
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The majority of people are unaware of what occurs after death.
Will it be consistent with Buddhist teachings? Reincarnation—a fresh beginning? Or will we follow the Tao's path, returning to nature itself?
However, The Sword Saint never imagined that he would be the one with the answer to the long questioned paradox.
Or the fact that, after death, he would be here 100 years into the future, starting a new life accompanied by a weird entity that announces itself as a self-raising mechanism reserved for 'extraordinary heroes who have done things in accordance with the will of the heavens,'
However, it's really just a leech behind the creature.
A familiar leech. One that continues to stick to him in this life as well.
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Spicy N' Sweet Lemon Drops by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
24 Sep 2021
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On a peaceful ordinary morning on the Roan Kingdom, the Crown Prince, his highness Alberu Crossman sigh mournfully... as he held his daily glass of cold milk. And a small bowl of his favorite strawberry flavored yoghurt. Small mercies.
He gaze at the pearly white surface of the drink and put his palms on the comforting coldness of the glass.
'Just when will I meet my soulmate?'
You might thinking these right now: "How on earth does milk and yoghurt relates to soulmate?"
It's closer than you think. At least that's the answer you'd get if you ask the Crown Prince Alberu Crossman.
His Aunt in disguise, Tasha take one quick look at the clock on the wall behind her grumpy nephew.
'It should be any second now.'
True to her musing, her previously slouching nephew suddenly sits up straight and chug the glass of milk at a record speed. He then make an attempt to grab the bowl of yogurt.
"F*ck! Why it is spicier than the usual?? "
If Alberu finally meet this soulmate of his, he swear that he'd give them a piece of his mind.
'I'm lactose intolerant dammit!'
A beautiful story where Ron unknowingly become the reason there's AlbeCale in this fic.
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Hair as Red as Blood by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 엔네아드 ENNEAD (Webcomic), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
22 Aug 2021
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GoD make a mistake in the soul transfer and bringing a third party. OG Cale arrive safely on KRS's body, but KRS's and Seth's soul ended up switching places.
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Drive Straight to My Heart Won't You? by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2020
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He found it. His lost things. Glued to a wall. With a piece of paper.
It says: 'Do not take. This is Liu Mingfeng's'. With a f*cking calligraphy.
Words alone couldn't describe the ridiculousness of this situation.
Chapter 1. Kouhai confession: Senpai Stole My Heart.
And My Wallet.-Liujiu
Chapter 2. Liushen week 2020 Day 1. Wine | Confession. -
Collection of SVSSS ficlets? Yes please! by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2020
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Weird collection of SVSSS ficlets that apparently my brain feels more important to do than studying!✨✨
Maybe I'll post some drawings too!
Enjoy! ✌(｡･ω･｡)1. SJ formed his golden core a wee bit early.
Meaning: It's Shota Shizun time!
2. Shota!Shizun part 2
3. Closet fudanshi SJ!
4. BAMF (and somewhat OP!) SJ with friends✨
5. Pokémon!AU *there's a link to the drawings on twitter! *
6. Pokémon!AU part 2! (may contains QiJiuLiu) :)
7. You know what? Let's do some A/B/O! AU (NSFW tho)
8. Buzzfeed!AU ☕🍿(MoShang) (BingYuan) & (QiJiuLiu)
9. Cucumberplane! 🥒✈️
10. Shota!Shizun part 3
11. Modern LBG & genie Shizun! Yeah you read that right. genie shizun.Series
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Feel My Cold Hands and Legs. by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2020
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In a world where soulmates shares the same marks on each other body.
Luo Binghe yearns for certain somethi-someone
Shen Jiu just wanted to die. Is that too much to ask for??