LieutenantMew
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Showbiz Cale! Author's commentary. Btw contain spoilers for my upcoming fic. by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
13 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Ah, I want to see showbiz Cale.
Like, idol survival type of story, I want to see it!
Cale as an idol~ oh my~ 🥺🥺
#My bias~ (◕ᴗ◕✿)
This is the pre-planning for that type of fic, aka. my behind the scene thoughts! I hope I can make high quality story this time. Hoho, let's debut Cale-nim!
-
Doing a Hunt for a Fox by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
25 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
He returned to the courtyard that night. The petals hadn’t moved. Not even in the wind.
He sat down again at the base of the tree. Not because he needed to rest—just because it felt right.
He looked around the empty courtyard.
“I think they still miss you.”
A beat.
Cale tilted his head thoughtfully.
“…Or maybe they miss me.”
He smiled, like it was a joke.
-
How to Become a God in Ten Minutes or Less by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
24 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
“Kneel before the Heavenly Phoenix!” one cried, tears streaming down his face. “The World-Ender has returned!”
"..."
“…No,” Cale said automatically. “Return me. Return me right now.”
But the flames only crackled louder.
...
-
Placebo Immortality by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
23 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
When people asked how peace had been won, the scholars gave long answers.
When they asked what became of the war hero, they were told: “He’s still there. He always is.”They said Cale Henituse was the man who saved the world.
-
My Deer Dongsaeng by LieutenantMew
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
09 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
Cho Sam was a typical undernourished beggar kid in Kangho, one who is regarded as many as grains of rice--uncountable. Up until a person who resembled him so identically made the decision to barge into his life.
He had no idea, though.
The instant the boy materialised out of thin air, his destiny had been instantly rewritten.
Not of his choosing, Chung Myung has become the Hyung-nim of some brat! But He have to at least make sure that the dongsaeng of this body safe and sound.
Chung Myung always pay kindness two-folds and resentment ten-fold.
That kid said he wants accompany him up to the Mount Hua Sect and become a cultivator.
Following him around, calling him Hyung-nim this Hyung-nim that, taking his hard earned food...How sticky does the brat get? Kinda reminds him of that poisonous leech...
Oh, and also, what do you mean by Mount Hua is gone?
Gone?
Goneee???
'Sect leader Sahyung! Please take me with you!'
Recent series
-
Is this a writer block or I am just lazy? by LieutenantMew
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2020
- Words:
- 17,107
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
-
Viper in the Grass by elegantflipflop2
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Sep 2022
Tags
Summary
Jiang Cheng didn’t want to die, but he also never wanted to wake up in the body of a fifteen year old Second Lady Jiang. He’s not sure what to do, but as long as he’s stuck reliving his teenage years, he’s going to make sure that the looming Wen threat is eliminated.
Now if only everyone around him would stop concentrating on his love life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 130,194
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Comments:
- 2,858
- Kudos:
- 7,935
- Bookmarks:
- 1,695
- Hits:
- 202,595
Bookmarked by LieutenantMew
22 Jun 2022
-
The Yunmengjiang Fraternity's Roach Mascot by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2020
Tags
Summary
Jiang Cheng is a college student, meanwhile Wei Ying is the cockroach that resides in his frat’s kitchen. Lan Zhan is the frat boy of the Gusulan fraternity next door and Wen Chao is that rude, rich ass partycrasher.
--000--
“So, I heard you pussy-footed Lotuses are having a pizza party. What’s up with this piss poor excuse for food. You should have caviar and truffles on it. Instead, you’re so poor you can only afford pizzas with cockroaches on them,” Wen Chao points at a chili pepperoni pizza with Wei Ying the Lotus fraternity’s pet cockroach on it and laughs. Damn, does it feel good to be rich.The cockroach, however, remembers loyalty and has a motto of “always remembering the good done for you,” and the Lotus frat boys have always treated him well by giving him his own portion of pizza, beer and whatever food and drinks Wei Ying wants. The frat’s unofficial rule is if Wei Ying touches it it’s his. Wei Ying could not help but be touched by their generosity.
Therefore, he decides to help the Lotus frat boys by taking care of this partycrasher by doing what a roach is suppose to do. Terrorize people.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,215
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 30
- Kudos:
- 229
- Bookmarks:
- 41
- Hits:
- 1,624
Bookmarked by LieutenantMew
28 Nov 2021
-
Teen Project to Change the World by animeloverhomura
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon)
27 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Jin Ling, and Ouyang Zizhen listened attentively as Wei Wuxian explained his newest invention: a way to send memories to the past. Satisfied that he dealt with all possible paradoxes and running on -2 hours of sleep, he didn't make note of his sons' frankly concerning expressions.
"We could change everything!" they shouted simultaneously.
For better or worse, only time will tell.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 865,304
- Chapters:
- 38/?
- Collections:
- 69
- Comments:
- 17,573
- Kudos:
- 28,443
- Bookmarks:
- 5,496
- Hits:
- 1,883,807
Bookmarked by LieutenantMew
27 Nov 2021
-
The Rose of Mysterious Union by Stardust_at_Dawn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2020
Tags
Summary
Shen Qingqiu gives Huan Hua Palace a bad day and leaves a surprise for Luo Binghe like a vexed cat when he escapes the water prison.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,646
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 277
- Kudos:
- 1,792
- Bookmarks:
- 622
- Hits:
- 17,393
Bookmarked by LieutenantMew
28 Jul 2020
-
The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū: Qi Refining by 00janeblonde
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
Shěn Qīngqiū new game pluses himself into a happy ending and unlocks some premium content along the way.
This fic is endgame Shěn Qīngqiū/Liǔ Qīnggē/Yuè Qīngyuán.
It takes time for the characters to get together, but there is zero partner infidelity and very little angst. There's lots of pining, but it's happy pining. This is fluff. Everyone is happy and loving and supportive.
Series
- Part 1 of The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 618,774
- Chapters:
- 501/501
- Comments:
- 31,228
- Kudos:
- 20,720
- Bookmarks:
- 3,881
- Hits:
- 1,407,795
Bookmarked by LieutenantMew
24 Jun 2020