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    He carefully removed the gauze covering its upper quadriceps and guided the Soldier into the oversized shower stall. It was capable of performing its own cleansing routines, but this handler had initiated shared showers early in their cohabitation. It was not irregular, except that all previous handlers had used this time for recreational purposes as well. The Captain seemed only to take satisfaction in thoroughly cleansing the body, as one might perform maintenance on a valuable rifle. A fitting comparison, if it had not jammed and misfired today.

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    In which the Soldier tries some new foods, the Captain has a few crises, the Widow pulls some strings, Hawkeye makes a new friend, Iron Man lends a hand, and the Falcon is still Very Done.

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    Thanks to Dumbledore's scheming, Draco Malfoy has returned home. Living in Death Eater headquarters is terrifying as ever, but Draco knows he can no longer afford to be the frightened, cowardly boy he once was, not if he wants Harry to live through the war. But even if he finds the courage to do what must be done, how can he possibly outsmart and outmanuever the most dangerous wizards in the world?

    Meanwhile, Harry Potter is tasked (per usual) with the impossible: figuring out how to defeat Voldemort without Dumbledore's guidance. He must also try to forget about Draco, who broke all his promises and left Harry's heart in tatters. Although, honestly, that might be more difficult than winning the the bloody war.

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    02 Oct 2023

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    In 1989, Hob Gadling gets stood up. He waits.

    A story about meticulously constructing an inn with soft focus, 80's goths and Berlin, a folding chair, The Princess Bride, blondes, blood, fear, Fates, and what was always written. What will always be.

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    After three years of chess and wordplay time is running out for Hope to prepare Harry Potter. As the clock ticks down it's become increasingly obvious, she's not as clever as she thinks she is. Of course that won't stop her from protecting the children. Specifically the Heir, and the Spare.

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    26 Sep 2022

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