Lil_bit_gross
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“No! You don’t get it! Think about it, Dimitry’s eventually is gonna want it, right? Imagine he opens it up, ready to go, and just sees this fuckin’ absolute mess!” Dave shakes him as he speaks, ‘You think me and my poor little nut can produce enough juice to pack the punch we need? NO! Both of us, Ehren! I need you and your healthy testes, you and me make three!”
Ehren’s nose wrinkles further and for a second he’s so dumbfounded that for once in his life he’s speechless.
aka; Dave England and Ehren McGhehey share a pocket pussy: The Untold Story
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“Captain or not, I’m done with Knoxville taking our hard-earned credit!”
Johnny Knoxville walks in on Ehren and Dave decompressing in their hotel room after a very hard day.
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14 Aug 2026
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Dave got a bit jealous after Ehren was paired up with Chris for a skit during the filming of their show. But he won't let that get the best of him, right?
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05 Jul 2026
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The Intricacies of Masturbation by hermeticism
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
11 Nov 2025
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As it turns out, living with Richie actually isn’t half bad. It’s only been one and a half semesters, but Eddie, shockingly enough, still has his sanity intact!
Yeah, Richie keeps him up at night with his nonsensical rambling, and is always stinking up their room with his bong and playing his music too loud, but for the most part - he’s a pretty good roommate.
Honestly, if Eddie’s really thinking about it, he doesn’t have one mention worthy problem with him as a roommate.
Oh yeah. Besides the jerking off.
Richie and Eddie are college roommates. One is a chronic masturbator, the other can’t even touch his dick. Spending half a year listening to your best friend orgasm himself to sleep every night takes a toll on even the strongest of men... long story short, Eddie is not strong.
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- Part 1 of The Intricacies of Masturbation
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17 Dec 2025
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Things that Happen after Eddie Lives by shinycopperpenny
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Oct 2019
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In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
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- Part 1 of Things that Happen After
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05 Dec 2025
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Frank always finds himself wanting what he can't truly have - and, worse, once he wants something he can't easily let go, even if holding on is ruining him.
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27 Oct 2025