Lilacantics
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Kaito's No Good Very Bad Trip to Gotham by Lilacantics
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Magic Kaito
13 Jan 2025
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When Kaito planned the heist for The Lazarus Water gem, he didn't think it would end up with him, Conan, and Haibara in a city called Gotham. Now he's got a long list of stuff to steal to help them figure out a way to get home and he's been pulled into one thing after another. First, he had to stop a couple of kidnappings then he sees a bunch of supervillains causing problems, and right in front of him! The audacity! Of course, he had to do something about it!
What do you mean he's a vigilante?
What do you mean he's a crime lord?!
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TFW You Teach A Guy Who Knows 20+ Languages Another One Just So You Can Argue by Lilacantics
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 May 2024
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About a week ago a merman was found severely injured on the beach, it was rescued and healed and then put in the nearby aquarium. As the Mer are an intelligent species an announcement was made that a reward will be given to the person(s) who can successfully communicate with the merman.
That's not Kaveh's problem though because he's got a mid-term project to finish in record time so he can soak up the artistic inspiration of the wonderfully arranged aquarium tanks and definitely not get this damn merman to just TELL HIM what decorations he would be willing to put up in the hovel he's currently holed up in.
Honestly, he put in all this effort to teach him how to sign to him what his favorite color is and all the brat will do is tell him that decor is useless unless it serves a function. The function is to make this place have even a little bit of life in it, if you can't appreciate that then I will make you!
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Please Bully Me More! by CookieGalaxyCutter
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Oct 2025
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The system wants to turn Mydei into the perfect villainess!
Too bad it's ideas of evil doings are similar to those of a kindergarten bully. And to make matters even worse, the protagonist seems to enjoy all those failed attempts at villainy a little too much.
Series
- Part 1 of Phaidei/Myphai Yuri By Meeee
Bookmarked by Lilacantics
13 Nov 2025
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Phainon has been living the same life in his formally favorite novel. Side characters, do not get an ending, and he his not the main character of this story. The villain will take the only ending he can get, because villains deserve to die.
Bookmarked by Lilacantics
13 Nov 2025
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Lady Castorice, Demigod of Death, Doctor of Fujoshi Studies by sevenrestdays
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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“Come on, it cannot be that bad, surely,” Castorice soothes, “What, do you want me to spin an epic erotic tale of you and Lord Mydei that ends with him unhesitatingly accepting your grand declaration of unwavering homosexual love?”
Phainon’s feet go still. He also goes very, very quiet.
Castorice’s jaw slackens. “No way,” she breathes out, slowly lifting the angle of her head to look at Phainon for the first time since he had come to sit beside her. Far-fetched as it may sound, the sides of her lips twitch upward. “You’re really paying me to spin an epic erotic tale of you and Lord Mydei that ends with him unhesitatingly accepting your grand declaration of unwavering homosexual love?”
Or: Phainon seeks out Castorice—his most beautiful, ever-talented boys’ love connoisseur of a best friend—and commissions her to write about him and Mydei.
(Spoiler: Castorice ends up doing and witnessing much more than is necessary).
Bookmarked by Lilacantics
13 Nov 2025
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a different kind of olympics by wolframvonbielefeld (maknaeline)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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“There’s no word for sore in the Kremnoan language. We simply get up and try again.”
“Do you,” Phainon says, almost sultry – is that the word? Mydei has never been hit on so blatantly before, not even after the time he had Phainon pinned to the floor during their spars and Phainon immediately wrenched him into a leglock that occasionally haunted him at inconvenient times during the entire month afterwards.
“Phainon, you can’t just expect me to take a measuring tape to my cock.”
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex. Naturally, Phainon, who never does anything by half measures, insists that Mydei and him try out both. At the same time. It’s as casual as it gets, of course.
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12 Nov 2025
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As a young god of wine who had only ever known the solitude of his home, Phainon loved stories. Especially tales of heroes and glorious adventures.
Especially the warrior prince of Kremnos.
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09 Nov 2025