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Agatha has come to terms with the fact that she will probably never meet her match: someone who checks all the boxes on her list of requirements for all aspects of a fulfilling relationship.
That is until she meets Rio, who seems to be everything she wants and more.
But when she takes her home, it turns out how much of her infatuation has been based on false assumptions, significantly decreasing their compatibility.
Oh well, she can let her go. Right?
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for you, i would cross the line by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Mar 2026
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Rio thinks she found the perfect submissive for her. The only problem? She claims to be a dominant.
or: Agatha is a submissive masquerading as a dominant, and Rio sees right through her.
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18 Mar 2026
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High Infidelity by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The White Lotus (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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"If Agatha can’t have joy, she’ll take power. If she can’t have friends, she’ll take victims. If she can’t have love, she’ll take this — fucking someone’s wife at a luxury resort."
Rio Vidal is a lawyer stuck in a toxic marriage. Agatha Harkness is a con artist on the heels of a nasty divorce. The two cross paths at a Sicilian hotel and start an affair that will change their lives forever.
Or: the White Lotus AU.
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23 Dec 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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24 Nov 2025
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“There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.
“I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.
“I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.
Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.
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Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.
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02 Sep 2025